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metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

Shelf Adventure posted:

What even diddy and Dixie? They're a whole different species. What the gently caress is going on in that family.

Does that imply that they're all orphans or were adopted or something?

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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


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Shelf Adventure posted:

What even diddy and Dixie? They're a whole different species. What the gently caress is going on in that family.

You know that one dumb thing someone posted to tumblr about how every person is just one guy being resurrected over and over until he's experienced the sum of humanity and can ascend to become god?

that but with monkeys and apes.

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
diddy kong is dixie kongs boyfriend and they love each other very much

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
he's a spider monkey and she's a gibbon. this interspecies romance disgusts me

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
moustaches are popular among extremely cool people, so he could easily be in his late 20s and have tattoos of whiskey under his overalls

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

he's a spider monkey and she's a gibbon. this interspecies romance disgusts me

Nintendo won't touch gay issues but they have the abomination of inter-monkey romance??? Disgusting.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Nintendo won't touch gay issues but they have the abomination of inter-monkey romance??? Disgusting.

if it is unacceptable for me to have a relationship with a monkey it is also unaccaptable for an ape to have one too. no exceptions

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

metricchip posted:

Does that imply that they're all orphans or were adopted or something?

DK's brother married a spider monkey, something the rest of the clan was initially hesitant to accept, but they were able to push past it and grow as a family

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Nintendo won't touch gay issues but they have the abomination of inter-monkey romance??? Disgusting.

This is the kind of behavior I'd expect from a kremling, frankly

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
also, gorillas which have high intelliggence have been known to keep pets (koko had a kitten). is donkey kong keeping diddy around as a pet??

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.



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