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- Matoi Ryuko
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Every time he fires the gun he thinks to himself with tears in his eyes, "WHO'S THE LAMER NOW?!".
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Nov 19, 2014 03:49
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- Afro Doug
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its propably french and the r is silent imo
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Nov 19, 2014 03:50
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- tradjik
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war is literally the dumbest thing in existence
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Nov 19, 2014 03:51
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- tradjik
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Tank Commander Lamer has a thing or two to say to you, hippie
lamer can smoke a joint and talk to the aliens for all i care
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Nov 19, 2014 03:53
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- i am he
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war is literally the dumbest thing in existence
close...youre forgetting weed
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Nov 19, 2014 03:54
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- i am he
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if i could go in a time machine and make one thing not exist it'd be weed. war has led to all kinds of sweet poo poo that has benefited the world but nothing good ahs ever come from the devils lettuce (hence the name).
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Nov 19, 2014 03:59
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- tradjik
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weed makes people not kill people
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Nov 19, 2014 04:02
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- i am he
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Captain Lamer [sitting in a miracle of modern engineering. his tank can run over buildings and take multiple hits from an rpg and still shoot cannonballs out of the gun on top]: Weed is hell.
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Nov 19, 2014 04:03
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- Full-Bodied Flavor
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if i could go in a time machine and make one thing not exist it'd be weed. war has led to all kinds of sweet poo poo that has benefited the world but nothing good ahs ever come from the devils lettuce (hence the name).
some people who have smoked weed in history-
genghis khan
adolf hitler
ashurbanipal II
angry fish
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Nov 19, 2014 04:03
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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that was actually his greatest rallying speech he has ever made,, the troops were fully rejuvenated by his cries for chocolate milk. the wounded sprang to action
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Nov 19, 2014 04:17
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- tradjik
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if i was him i woulda just gone back to playing the game
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Nov 19, 2014 04:27
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- Dementedghost
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Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
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if i could go in a time machine and make one thing not exist it'd be weed. war has led to all kinds of sweet poo poo that has benefited the world but nothing good ahs ever come from the devils lettuce (hence the name).
devil lettuce be free
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Nov 19, 2014 07:06
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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idk what is going on here. somebody with his rank shouldn't be sitting in that seat.
AFAIK crew members are usually enlisted troops, with only one officer per vehicle.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:39
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- Blazing Zero
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*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
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isn't he in the M1A1 commander's seat though?
it's probably parked in the motor pool and he set up a camera timer
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Nov 19, 2014 07:52
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- Blazing Zero
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*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
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high speed? look at all that dust on his radio mount and no creases in his sleeves either 
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Nov 19, 2014 08:13
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- savex
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Capt. Lamer did it for the ladies!
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Nov 19, 2014 12:19
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- Butt Frosted Cake
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its probably pronounced lam-e-ay
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Nov 19, 2014 18:59
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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it's probably parked in the motor pool and he set up a camera timer
it's def. just a photo op. why would you wear tinted goggles and and all that bulky poo poo inside of a tank?
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Nov 19, 2014 19:07
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- Pinche Rudo
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Capt. Lamer sights the target through hia optics as the tank stops on the edge of the valley. "We have visual on the marijuana field, it appears that it's being tended." Lamer zooms in on the figures moving between the tall stalks of the plants. "Women and children" he mutters to himself, shaking his head.
The radio crackles to life "Roger that, Bravo 2-1 weapons free. Take down the target." Capt. Lamer reaches down and activates the fire controls. "God damned demon weed, if only it didn't destroy so many lives..."
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Nov 19, 2014 19:35
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- verily carefree
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Private First Class Lamer
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Nov 20, 2014 00:40
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- google THIS
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I knew it, I'm surrounded by Lamers! *slams face shield down* Keep firing, Lamers!
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Nov 20, 2014 01:22
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