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Zorodius

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how much practice does it take to learn hadokens?

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the foot turn helps initiate the hip turn with a hook. pro-tip: do not throw forward straights while turning the foot. I see people doing that for some reason. Sanchez is right about only throwing long enough to hit their center. any more and you're out of balance. same with uppercuts. you're trying to hit their chin.

Zorodius posted:

how much practice does it take to learn hadokens?

years, friend. I can say that when I throw under hooks my friend says it burns so I think I'm on my way.

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Zorodius

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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I've been practicing hadokens in front of the mirror every morning and every night since i was eight years old. I still can't do one but I think I'm getting really close!

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don't burn your home or dojo down!

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Zorodius posted:

I've been practicing hadokens in front of the mirror every morning and every night since i was eight years old. I still can't do one but I think I'm getting really close!

It's the only thing tai Chi is good for

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pogi

Lowtax is going to win the BYOB rookie king tournament, no questions asked.

pogi

I watched all the Uwe Boll fights. Shameful.

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I watched southpaw just a couple hours ago. good movie

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pogi posted:

I watched all the Uwe Boll fights. Shameful.

>fight uwe boll

Matoi Ryuko


I aspire to be a champion kickboxer. :sparkles:

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Zorodius posted:

I've been practicing hadokens in front of the mirror every morning and every night since i was eight years old. I still can't do one but I think I'm getting really close!

Seems really unwise to be doing that in front of the mirror. It's just gonna bounce off.

littleorv

I've been boxing again for a 4-5 months after a 2 year layoff. Feels good but it's a lot different since I weigh 50 more pounds then when I was competing.

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littleorv posted:

I've been boxing again for a 4-5 months after a 2 year layoff. Feels good but it's a lot different since I weigh 50 more pounds then when I was competing.

That sounds like alot of fun, what weight do you usually fight at?

littleorv

Matoi Ryuko posted:

That sounds like alot of fun, what weight do you usually fight at?

I used to fight at 145ish at 5'11 but there is no way I'll ever be that small again. If I decide to get competitive again I'm gonna try and drop down 170 or 175. Because of my classes and other stuff I like to do I can only go to the gym twice a week though. Which kind of sucks.

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littleorv posted:

I used to fight at 145ish at 5'11 but there is no way I'll ever be that small again. If I decide to get competitive again I'm gonna try and drop down 170 or 175. Because of my classes and other stuff I like to do I can only go to the gym twice a week though. Which kind of sucks.

I just work out at home!! Try to get as much training in without gym equipment! Kinda poor right now, but I've got my eyes drawn on the top of the pyramid.

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anyone know where I can find Star Wars themed wraps and sparring gloves (16-18oz preferred)? really sad that with all the other merchandising I can't have some Star Wars boxing stuff, assuming they are of equal quality.

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Chill la Chill posted:

anyone know where I can find Star Wars themed wraps and sparring gloves (16-18oz preferred)? really sad that with all the other merchandising I can't have some Star Wars boxing stuff, assuming they are of equal quality.

Not to be rude, but they would be of lesser quality than my AUTHENTIC Captain Kirk boxing gloves

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pink gloves are what I use but orange and white seem p cool too

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