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smoobles

mm hmm, yes, these are all good suggestions, thanks

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 16:54

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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i suggest you coat yourself in bear grease and squick your way through a field of pigs

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:00

smoobles

bo-peppered again!!

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:00

smoobles

can this thread be about hat suggestions? i'm going to an old timey themed party, i need a suitable hat tonight. what's a good hat that's available at, say, target or jc penney

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:01

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i am a fan of trapper hats

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:02

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

classic bo-pepper haha that's a catchphrase i made up i bet it won't wear out its welcome

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:02

smoobles

speaking of "wearing out" i need a hat that is durable, i was thinking a cabbie hat or a bowler hat, but i think a bowler hat would be harder to find at short notice

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:05

Koishi Komeiji

Dear Smoobles,

For Christmas I want the Transformers Age of Extinction Chomp and Stomp Grimlock Figure and the Skylanders SWAP Force Starter Kit for Xbox 360 and if you can fit it on your sleigh I want the Power Wheels Fisher-Price Cadillac Hybrid Escalade EXT Ride-On - Black with the big rims.

I love you,
M. Stalker

P.S. Oh yeah also I want a LEGO Minecraft The Mine and a go kart. Bye.

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:06

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

smoobles posted:

speaking of "wearing out" i need a hat that is durable, i was thinking a cabbie hat or a bowler hat, but i think a bowler hat would be harder to find at short notice

they have driving caps at target

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:06

dogcrash truther

porkpie

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:11

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i own this hat you should get one too

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:33

pig slut lisa: irl is good

pictured: me modding byob (oy vey!)

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:33

Finger Prince

Goorin Bros makes the best hats just go to your friendly local Goorin Bros store and find one, just beware they do sell loads of douchebag hats.

# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:35

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

yiiiikes

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 17:36

Bwee

Smoobles are you who I think you are

# ? Dec 6, 2014 18:01

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

dogcrash truther posted:

porkpie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EPbK3DUBh6

# ? Dec 6, 2014 18:33

Looke

this one

# ? Dec 6, 2014 18:33

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

A condom is like a hat for your dilz.

Available at many fine retailers.

# ? Dec 6, 2014 19:07

Sleepy Sip

Did you know that horse racing used to be one of the most anticipated sporting events here in the U.S. of A?

For that dead-on authenticity, go with this 'derby hat' that is both tasteful AND subtle.

# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:00

GoodbyeTurtles

Sleepy Sip posted:

Did you know that horse racing used to be one of the most anticipated sporting events here in the U.S. of A?

For that dead-on authenticity, go with this 'derby hat' that is both tasteful AND subtle.

subtle... i like it

# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:21

froward: by Azathoth

Sleepy Sip posted:

Did you know that horse racing used to be one of the most anticipated sporting events here in the U.S. of A?

For that dead-on authenticity, go with this 'derby hat' that is both tasteful AND subtle.

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For real though, bowler/derby hats are super cheap & durable (they keep their shape and don't need steam-forming, unlike wide brim hats like stetson and fedoras. You can get a small one for $5 on Amazon. They were also called "the hat that won the west" because it was so freakin' popular on the frontier (along with top hats, which wouldn't become an upperclass status symbol until the late 19th century).

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:23

alnilam

derby hats are a great costume piece to have around for later use, i highly recommend

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:38

Sleepy Sip

This horse has the right idea!

Spice your wardrobe up for the holidays with a simple Santa hat and a banner that you have to hold in your mouth all throughout the Advent days.

# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:51

pig slut lisa: irl is good

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

subtle... i like it

# ? Dec 6, 2014 20:51

Dexters Secret

friendly craig posted:

i will personally write 100-word posts insulting every single person who does the stupid meme.

i hope someone paints a hyper-realistic smoobles

# ? Dec 6, 2014 21:24

alnilam

GSGJ already did

The horror :stare:

# ? Dec 6, 2014 21:35

vapoursquid: none other

meltdown december!

# ? Dec 6, 2014 22:19

smoobles

ive started outlining the basic progression of my byob meltdown, it's gonna start in mid-january, I'm thinking. gotta check my sched (pronounced "skedge") to be sure

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# ? Dec 6, 2014 22:21

ulvir

smoobles posted:

ive started outlining the basic progression of my byob meltdown, it's gonna start in mid-january, I'm thinking. gotta check my sched (pronounced "skedge") to be sure

goes without saying, primo january is reserved for "why the gently caress did I drink so much on new year's eve? my resolution for 2015: I'm never gonna drink again"

# ? Dec 6, 2014 22:52