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Clicked this thread thinking it would be about stealth peeing at beaches by taking a knee etc. but thread has really delivered in so many more ways. Stealth pee 
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Frank Horrigan posted:My balls already dip into the water when I take a dump in a regular toilet, so pooping on my balls is pretty much a certainty. just rest your balls on the lip of the toilet seat and you won't poop on them if you have to piss you'll need to yank your dick and sort of hose piss into the toilet though, in the gap between your balls and your thigh. Might piss on your taint idk
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Noyemi K posted:just rest your balls on the lip of the toilet seat and you won't poop on them I used to do that to avoid getting my balls in the water, but one time I forgot they were on the seat and ended up pissing all over the bathroom. 
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im getting kind of self conscious, I guess my balls aren't big enough to hit the water in the bowl
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Dec 9, 2014 22:07
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1gnoirents posted:im getting kind of self conscious, I guess my balls aren't big enough to hit the water in the bowl Don't be. It sounds great until the first time your balls hit the water in a public toilet, or when you accidentally sit on them. Also I have the phrase "scrotal reduction surgery" in my search history, so there's that too.
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Frank Horrigan posted:I used to do that to avoid getting my balls in the water, but one time I forgot they were on the seat and ended up pissing all over the bathroom. you could lay out a dirty towel on the floor, or poo poo n shower unless your schedule is that your daily poo poo is at night, in which case, sucks to be you
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I just realized that if you don't pull the tube out all the way and slip your dick into it to piss that you will have a piss shield to shield your dick from the piss bomb you just made.
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Dec 11, 2014 00:18
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I don't know why but I took the second man to be a friendly bartender
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Dec 11, 2014 01:00
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naem posted:I don't know why but I took the second man to be a friendly bartender Is that not what it is? 
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Dec 11, 2014 03:33
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Frank Horrigan posted:Is that not what it is? Pour me the usual, Sam. I'll just unscrew this handy barstool and pee in teh hole
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Hingehead fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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