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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Normal guy: I have a blog no one reads about ducktales and smelling hair.
Lowtax: You're hired!

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SIDS Vicious


haha yeah historically the mo ds have maybe not been such regular human beings

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Sane person: I think I sound like a girl and make art about them.
Lowtax: You need a place to stay?

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joke_explainer


drilldo squirt posted:

Sane person: I think I sound like a girl and make art about them.
Lowtax: You need a place to stay?

Lowtax really took a bullet for us by making sure none of us had to clean or house Shmorky.

Pedantra

by Lowtax
wow drilldo, good jokes. did you come up with them all by yourself or is this just another pathetic boring rehash of concepts already beaten to death by better posters?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

wow drilldo, good jokes. did you come up with them all by yourself or is this just another pathetic boring rehash of concepts already beaten to death by better posters?

Both.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Intelligent person: Hi I'm a functioning addict with a lot of advice to give.
Lowtax: *coughs*
Intelligent person: Some lsd will clear that right up.
Lowtax on lsd: Your hired.

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Pedantra

by Lowtax
i think this sort of thing would really take off a lot better in a forum like GBS where people love to say the same things over and over again for 10+ years in slightly different, ever more increasingly boring variations, and arent even hated for it.

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I.N.R.I

drilldo squirt posted:

Normal guy: I have a blog no one reads about ducktales and smelling hair.
Lowtax: You're hired!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm out of weird mods, does anyone else know more?

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SIDS Vicious


i think epw wrote weird erotica or something

Pedantra

by Lowtax
no, i cant seem to think of any since im a byob poster who has almost zero interaction with any of the mods ever on this site

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Make jokes about it.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

no, i cant seem to think of any since im a byob poster who has almost zero interaction with any of the mods ever on this site

Listen buddy, as a sociopath I'm not someone you wana gently caress with.

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I.N.R.I
zorak: myu resume is a child rape themed pokemon lets play
lowtax: i pronounce thee sir AIDS of adtrw

Pedantra

by Lowtax
christ, hopefully you wont make a hundred thousand whitenoise posts about me that no one actually cares about.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

I.N.R.I posted:

zorak: myu resume is a child rape themed pokemon lets play
lowtax: i pronounce thee sir AIDS of adtrw

No way.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

christ, hopefully you wont make a hundred thousand whitenoise posts about me that no one actually cares about.

I'm a sociopath dude, your dead.

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I.N.R.I

its real and u can view i t although i cant rememebr what website its on

I.N.R.I
im not into lets plays

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
If I'm thinking about buying a game I'll sometimes see if their is one for it.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
EPW: I'm a noted writer with many published works.
*pulls out his portfolio crammed to the brim with gay sex themed fan fiction*
Lowtax with a huge boner: When can you start?

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Pile of Kittens: i murdered a chicken with a bar heater because it kept making GBS threads itself
lowetax: you can mod pet island until you get banned for making fun of a retarded guy for having retard disease

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

I.N.R.I posted:

Pile of Kittens: i murdered a chicken with a bar heater because it kept making GBS threads itself
lowetax: you can mod pet island until you get banned for making fun of a retarded guy for having retard disease
Lol at this.

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Pedantra

by Lowtax

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm a sociopath dude, your dead.

its my goal to one day get some kind of reaction out of you that proves youre not some kind of markov bot

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
Lowtax: Hello Sir you're hired!
Person With Job and Sanity: No thanks I'm not crazy or dumb enough to want to mod this hellhole.
Lowtax: You're hired!
Person With Job and Sanity: I just said no!
Lowtax: HIREDDDDDDD

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ulvir

I.N.R.I posted:

zorak: myu resume is a child rape themed pokemon lets play
lowtax: i pronounce thee sir AIDS of adtrw

ulvir

I.N.R.I posted:

Pile of Kittens: i murdered a chicken with a bar heater because it kept making GBS threads itself
lowetax: you can mod pet island until you get banned for making fun of a retarded guy for having retard disease

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

its my goal to one day get some kind of reaction out of you that proves youre not some kind of markov bot

I can't because I'm a sociopath.

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lowtax: hypothetically, if you made the boys in fyad angry, how would you deal with the situation
silversliver: post an asian woman tonguing a dogs crusty butthole
lowtax: congratulations on your blue star


scrub lover is good

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