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Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
what if u had to choose bewtween having sex and having the computer?

personally, i#d choose my machine. because i can watch porn on the computer; but i cant run steam on my gf

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
computer is more entertaining than vapid oval office.the choice couldnt be clearer

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
a comptuter that is very large but slow OR one thats FAST but very small

pram
Jun 10, 2001
fast and small (like my dick ahahahahaha hahaaa)

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



just use youre google android smartphone from samsung while loving your gifrliend, its like a computer for your pocket, a pocket computre if you will

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Variable_H posted:

its like a computer for your pocket, a pocket computre if you will

:eyepop:

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014

Variable_H posted:

just use youre google android smartphone from samsung while loving your gifrliend, its like a computer for your pocket, a pocket computre if you will

i would rather be in a real jail than be oppressed by the walled garden of multinational corporate tyrant google, unless the phone can root itself? that would be maximum freedom, which is something i value highly when it comes to pocket computing devices.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
women are the best but also not objects to own and collect

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

\but i cant run steam on my gf

says u!! :mad:

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
i've used a computer for maybe 25 years and i've only been having sex for maybe four years so i choose computer, op

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

echinopsis posted:

women are the best but also not objects to own and collect

don't objectivy my computer partner

i dont like your tone just what are you insinuating

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
a sexy female w/ a computrer brain vs a computer w/ a kind human soul

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



HAL vs HER

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

a sexy female w/ a computrer brain

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
marry the computer, gently caress the gf, kill myself

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
and leave behind a mourning computer widow that will soon be obsolete without you continuously upgrading it?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


a mac is never obsolete it is merely venerable

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
but it wont let me do the kinky poo poo i like unless i mess w/ it first

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
"For the last time I will not let you put the taskbar there" *rolls over and turns off the light*

"FINE" *prowls the street for a windows hoe*

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


destroy this thread

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