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Korthal

*scoops mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop*

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Slybo

*ties rubber hose around arm and shoots up*

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FLUFFERNUTTER
throws kraft singles on half-cooked macaroni


thanks Manifisto!

Synathaesia

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

strangles the little poo poo who dumped the spinach on the floor



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Synathaesia posted:

strangles the little poo poo who dumped the spinach on the floor

recycles the spinach


thanks Manifisto!

Synathaesia

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

steps outside for a smoke, starts sobbing uncontrollably



Korthal

Damnit, we're all out of burgers. Someone heat up the steamer.


Smerdyakov

Do you remember your code for free or reduced lunch? You don't? Ok, I'll look it up in the binder, what was your last name?

Wertjoe

*gives great blowjobs and tater tots*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Required by law to wear hair net and beard hair net

Gerblederp

*makes tater tots and gravy every day for the special*

A Tin Of Beans

"just wait for your milk to thaw, you can drink it later"

Korthal

Obama is requiring us to force you to have one vegetable. So which do you want, boiled green beans or boiled peas?


Miggles

Uses metal spoon in an aluminium jug to scrape out the last of the custard, giving the custard a metallic taste.

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alnilam

Paging Adam Sandler to this thread

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