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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT

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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Does this mean these three get house shows off till they reverse the decision next week?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I actually kind of enjoyed that ending, except you know they'll all be back in a week because the roster is so thin.

But the idea of Ryback actually being fired made me smile

Malt
Jan 5, 2013

Delsaber posted:

Yeah, I'm fully expecting at least one of those guys to end up in the Rumble anyway.

I'm expecting all 3 on RAW next week. Wrestling.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
If they take a vacation then at least it saves us the pain of sitting through 3 horrible jobber matches for the RAW episodes til RR.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Daniel Bryan posted:

IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT

honestly, them talking about a 30 day suspension was a scarier idea because I could see them being dumb enough to take someone off TV for a month aside from pre-taped vignettes about them working at Burger King or some dumb poo poo

firing is like, eh, whatever

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Angular Landbury posted:

Does this mean these three get house shows off till they reverse the decision next week?

They will either be announced as 'finishing their contractual obligations' or get ready for Ryespalda, Ryback's Mexican Cousin

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

TL posted:

That may have been the worst Raw I've ever seen.

zz top raw

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I would however enjoy them all wrestling as THE CONQUISTADORS for the rest of their careers

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 11 days!)

CubsWoo posted:

They will either be announced as 'finishing their contractual obligations' or get ready for Ryespalda, Ryback's Mexican Cousin

Finally the Calgary Kid comes back to raw.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Daniel Bryan posted:

IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT


Shima Honnou posted:

It might have worked if they had the balls to call The Great JTG on screen to fire him, but they didn't. Everyone knows these firings are kayfabe and meaningless now.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Everblight posted:

This is literally the worst thing ever but god loving damnit Steph and Trips are amazing. They just need to get their comeuppance at least once, eh?

Eh, Steph was projectile vomiting thanks to Reigns. Bryan beat Trips at WM30. The day after the Survivor Series the whole night was about laughing at the now dead Authority. They've gotten their share of comeuppance, not enough sure.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Eltoasto posted:

No, security will keep them out.

But you see, they bought tickets so they're allowed to be in the front row.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The three "fired" wrestlers will join the Exotic Express

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Daniel Bryan posted:

IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT

NERD MELTDOWN

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 11 days!)

Barreft posted:

They've gotten their share of comeuppance
Things that WWE actually believe.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Daniel Bryan posted:

IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT

what are your thoughts on closed fists, jr

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

TL posted:

That may have been the worst Raw I've ever seen.

The show has been consistently bad for months so I understand why this sentiment repeats itself every week but it's not truly the worst episode of Raw until Dennis Miller shows up or Triple H and Candice Michelle are simultaneously serviced from underneath a barbecue table.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS
The fired wrestlers get back on TV by disguising themselves in Cesaro and Kidd's bodysuits. Cesaro and Kidd are then given the role of ________

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014



John Cena Appreciation Night!


Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Daniel Bryan posted:

IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT

whoa, try not to get so mad about your favorite wrestlers being fired

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Big Ziggler, Ryback, and Erick Rowan fan here.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

AngryCaterpillar posted:

The fired wrestlers get back on TV by disguising themselves in Cesaro and Kidd's bodysuits. Cesaro and Kidd are then given the role of ________

Is there a WWE expansion for Cards Against Humanity?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


gently caress that raw
gently caress all its fans
long live cena

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Xenoletum posted:

zz top raw

I didn't see the ZZ Top Raw.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Delsaber posted:

Is there a WWE expansion for Cards Against Humanity?

quote:

The fired wrestlers get back on TV by disguising themselves in Cesaro and Kidd's bodysuits. Cesaro and Kidd are then given the role of two midgets making GBS threads into a bucket

Free Gratis
Apr 17, 2002

Karate Jazz Wolf

Suben posted:

In all fairness Corpus Christi crowds are garbage and never react to anything.

I was there and we really are terrible for the most part.

I'm tempted to say the majority of the crowd is 1 kid with 2 non-reactive parents. Not a very large smark population.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Daniel Bryan posted:

IT WOULD BE GOOD HEELING IF ONE SINGLE loving PERSON BELIEVES THEY WERE ACTUALLY FIRED

THEY DO IT SO OFTEN THAT NO ONE COULD CONCEIVABLY BELIEVE IT

They fired Vickie on tv and she's no longer under contract...

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Also that time they publicly fired JR and apparently no one told him it was going to happen.

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