Our New Open Office Will Foster the Creativity of Insane Masochists

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > SA's Front Page Discussion > Our New Open Office Will Foster the Creativity of Insane Masochists

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

This hit too close to home, please don't write articles like this in the leadup to the 8-5 after the holidays. My Monday morning was ruined by this cynical take on a pitiful quantitative life. Thanks.

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johntfs: Jun 7, 2013; by Cowcaster; Soiled Meat

This article reminded me of something in a Tim Dorsey novel. A bank builds a giant glass dome into its roof made to the tolerances of the Hubble telescope. The result is a trench burned into the floor by the heat ray created from the sunlight concentrated by the glass. It's ants burned by a magnifying glass and the bank workers are the ants.

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