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the unabonger

Coolness Averted posted:

whoa this is a pretty unchill thread about an unchill cop

oh, jesus. and here i thought this was the chill forum

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

o hy a gbs cop thersd

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:49

Hustle Hound: all is known

i feel as though that this thread is very ungood

# ? Jan 8, 2015 05:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glhdcJ7K3XM

# ? Jan 8, 2015 06:00

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK

I thought they just renamed the byob fitness chat.

# ? Jan 8, 2015 11:16

K. Flaps: by Athanatos

Hi megathread, anyone else try benchpressing a less even number than 100 to add some authenticity? Like 105, 107.5, 110, etc.

I know it's crazy, but hear me out: Not only are those numbers all bigger than 100, they are also rarer - adding extra worth.

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# ? Jan 8, 2015 13:03

hemale in pain

i like to tell ladies i can bench press 100 but dont tell them it's pounds not kgs

# ? Jan 8, 2015 13:07

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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los lobos sneak attack http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693062&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post439920354

he's on a mission lol http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=198926

# ? Jan 12, 2015 00:50

Commie NedFlanders

Cops shoot dogs on sight because they know all about using dogs as weapons to maim people who won't LAY STILL and STOP RESISTING the gaping snarling maw of the dreaded k9

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# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:13

Savage For The Winjun

One time my dog had to poop at like 3am so I take my dog for a walk down the street and a cop pulls up next to me like "little late totake the dog for a walk eh?" and im like "gently caress you pig my dog needs to poop sorry you abuse your animals and make them wait till morning"

# ? Jan 12, 2015 04:04

PleasingFungus: idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

K. Flaps posted:

Hi megathread, anyone else try benchpressing a less even number than 100 to add some authenticity? Like 105, 107.5, 110, etc.

I know it's crazy, but hear me out: Not only are those numbers all bigger than 100, they are also rarer - adding extra worth.

I only bench 69 pounds hahahahahahahahahahahaha

# ? Jan 12, 2015 05:26

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Twilight Matrix posted:

One time my dog had to poop at like 3am so I take my dog for a walk down the street and a cop pulls up next to me like "little late totake the dog for a walk eh?" and im like "gently caress you pig my dog needs to poop sorry you abuse your animals and make them wait till morning"

officer: little late to take the dog for a walk, eh?

me: terrorism is the surgical strike capability of the oppressed

# ? Jan 12, 2015 05:33

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