living in a permanent state of withdrawn indifference as a coping mechanism

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

feels very chill! :byob1:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:30

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tao of lmao

very cool very zen

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:31

tao of lmao

protip: say everything is cool even if you don't mean it

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:32

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"nervous breakdown? who's nervous!" - a cool t-shirt i just made up to let ppl know what a special :twisted:

psycho you are

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:33

Stormyish

*visibly shaking, bleeding from sternum* oh me? nah, i'm chill

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:36

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

"ugh i wish i could just not care" me before learning how not to care and telling everyone enthusiastically that i don't care as a point of pride while not admitting that i cry myself to sleep due to crippling anxiety over secretly caring

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:37

Piso Mojado

You don't have to have withdrawn indifference to post here...but it sure helps!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:37

dogcrash truther

wjatever

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:40

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

me: [huge

bong rip] i'm disassociated as hell right now. as a coping mechanism for life's troubles, you see.
stranger: impressive.
me: emotions are something i'd just rather not engage in. for i feel them too strongly. because of my fascinating outlook on life.
stranger: holy poo poo
me: i make up deep movies all the time. i made up a sequel to American Beauty, and the bag scene is twice as long and there is twice as much wind, but i will never write it, for i keep my thoughts on the inside, next to my skeleton.
stranger: i want to be disassociated!

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:43

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Maaaaaan I care so much you just dont even know

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:44

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

WetNightmare posted:

me: [huge bong rip] i'm disassociated as hell right now. as a coping mechanism for life's troubles, you see.
stranger: impressive.
me: emotions are something i'd just rather not engage in. for i feel them too strongly. because of my fascinating outlook on life.
stranger: holy poo poo
me: i make up deep movies all the time. i made up a sequel to American Beauty, and the bag scene is twice as long and there is twice as much wind, but i will never write it, for i keep my thoughts on the inside, next to my skeleton.
stranger: i want to be disassociated!

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:47

joke_explainer

thats cool

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:48

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

green day: my shadow's the only one that walks beside me

me: [disassociated as hell as a coping mechanism and loving it] not during certain parts of the day or at night or in dark areas in general, illogical bitch.

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:49

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

WetNightmare posted:

green day: my shadow's the only one that walks beside me

me: [disassociated as hell as a coping mechanism and loving it] not during certain parts of the day or at night or in dark areas in general, illogical bitch.

* after hours of heated debate

Greenday: fine, so my shadow, my fixie, my watch, my dog whippet and possibly two other people are the only ones who walk beside me with the fanny pack walking in front unless it shifts

JESUS

WetNightmare: actually he carried you child

# ? Jan 21, 2015 03:00

Farmer Jimbo: CC Plox.

I've found indifference as your go-to initial reaction to something potentially bad is pretty effective. It makes people want to explain why you should also be upset in excruciating detail. Which is necessary when trying to decide if you should freak out too or just fix whatever is broken.

I should write a book with meaningless trash phrases like that and make money.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:12

GEExCEE

WetNightmare posted:

me: [huge bong rip] i'm disassociated as hell right now. as a coping mechanism for life's troubles, you see.
stranger: impressive.
me: emotions are something i'd just rather not engage in. for i feel them too strongly. because of my fascinating outlook on life.
stranger: holy poo poo
me: i make up deep movies all the time. i made up a sequel to American Beauty, and the bag scene is twice as long and there is twice as much wind, but i will never write it, for i keep my thoughts on the inside, next to my skeleton.
stranger: i want to be disassociated!

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:20

Piso Mojado

WetNightmare posted:

me: [huge bong rip] i'm disassociated as hell right now. as a coping mechanism for life's troubles, you see.
stranger: impressive.
me: emotions are something i'd just rather not engage in. for i feel them too strongly. because of my fascinating outlook on life.
stranger: holy poo poo
me: i make up deep movies all the time. i made up a sequel to American Beauty, and the bag scene is twice as long and there is twice as much wind, but i will never write it, for i keep my thoughts on the inside, next to my skeleton.
stranger: i want to be disassociated!

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:21

Farmer Jimbo: CC Plox.

I cant break out of serious post habits. It's a problem for me.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:23

bog pixie

dogcrash truther posted:

wjatever

# ? Jan 21, 2015 04:23

Jesustheastronaut!

I'm ashamed to say it. Some nights I lay awake in a cold sweat, attempting to recall every conversation I've had in the last 10 years, worried that I might have at some point fronted.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:06

WindmillSlayer

dogcrash truther posted:

wjatever

# ? Jan 21, 2015 09:14

beer pal

WetNightmare posted:

me: [huge bong rip] i'm disassociated as hell right now. as a coping mechanism for life's troubles, you see.
stranger: impressive.
me: emotions are something i'd just rather not engage in. for i feel them too strongly. because of my fascinating outlook on life.
stranger: holy poo poo
me: i make up deep movies all the time. i made up a sequel to American Beauty, and the bag scene is twice as long and there is twice as much wind, but i will never write it, for i keep my thoughts on the inside, next to my skeleton.
stranger: i want to be disassociated!

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jan 21, 2015 17:37

Commie NedFlanders

i like to weep and suffer and rejoice in beautiful ecstatic agony

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 01:55

verily carefree

lack of age appropriate coping mechanism development FTW

# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:09

verily carefree

poo poo that other people can deal with?? i cant deal with that poo poo. gues im a sadbrains. oh welp.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:14

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

developing wrong emotionally fkn rules

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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:29

verily carefree

WetNightmare posted:

developing wrong emotionally fkn rules

# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:36

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

brother: you're a piece of poo poo and if you tryu to visit Mom I'll have you arrested.
me: life is transient. relationships always change and crumble, and the bonds of family are a myth. it's not even worth drinking over.

# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:58

Ace of Baes

if there was a state of withdrawn indifference i would say it's probably ohio

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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:08

joke_explainer

that's cool

# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:48

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

wow, using withdrawn indifference to deal with death itself. that is some next level indifference as a coping mechanism ish right there.

indifferent as gently caress

gets it.

*nudges you and whispers* the third option, the indifferent option

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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:09

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

storm trooper: this area is restricted!
obi wan: *waves hands* you are indifferent. your favorite coping mechanism to stress is living in a permanent state of withdrawn indifference.
storm tropper: *sigh* who even cares *waves on*

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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:11

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:20

the unabonger

dealing with rela, raw feelings? nah, im good. *takes massive bong rip*

# ? Jan 22, 2015 18:30

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