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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

in other words OP

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Kmlkmljkl
Sep 21, 2014


AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS
I wish for genies to stop existing right now for forever.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Pththya-lyi posted:

I wish that Jesus would come back today and usher in the golden age of justice and peace and happiness

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gridlocked posted:

I wish I never had to wash my pants.

Ever.

Eveeeeeeeeer.

you dont?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jon joe posted:

I wish that, by thinking about it for no more than 10 seconds, I could figure out the exact wording, in a language I understand, of the foolproof version of any wish.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Kmlkmljkl posted:

I wish for genies to stop existing right now for forever.

I am a Djinn thank you v much

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
I wish I had a perfect haircut that stays a relevant style throughout my life and as a result I never have to get my hair cut again

also if someone were to cut it or shave my head while I'm sleeping or something it would just go back to how it was in its perfect form

Kmlkmljkl
Sep 21, 2014


AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I am a Djinn thank you v much

djinn = genie smartass

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I wish I had a perfect haircut that stays a relevant style throughout my life and as a result I never have to get my hair cut again

also if someone were to cut it or shave my head while I'm sleeping or something it would just go back to how it was in its perfect form

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Kmlkmljkl posted:

djinn = genie smartass

srry what was that? it wasnt a wish

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
but so I dont have to get a haircut anymore, right?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

but so I dont have to get a haircut anymore, right?

ya cus your bald but you also have a weirdly lumpy head too

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

I wish I did not forget the foolproof wording of wishes.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:

Smash it Smash hit posted:

ya cus your bald but you also have a weirdly lumpy head too
aw gently caress I forgot about my headshape

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jon joe posted:

I wish I did not forget the foolproof wording of wishes.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
i wish the genie wore a cowboy hat and not a turban

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Then

I

Wish this thread was closed forever!

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