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 (Link) After a long hiatus the Reddit Thread is back. A.K.A I think all the mods who remember it moved on at some point.  This is the thread where horrible Reddit quotes go to die. Everything in this thread must be from Reddit and everything from Reddit must be horrible in some way. As you can see I really like to pick on Seddit, there's little in life funnier than watching neckbeards give each other advice on getting laid. As a former member of the Goon Virginity Megathread I very much am the schaudenfraude I love, but hey at least we didn't sanction rape.  Some of it's just pathetic.  Some of it's really pathetic.  Some of it...  Is serious  But all of it is worth mocking  This shitfest needs a few rules. Mod Blunt For Century has agreed with me on these, including the blanks left which mean he gets to be arbitrary and mean to anyone who violates them. - Don't tell us if you touch the poop: Post on Reddit if you want but don't claim credit for anything you post here of arguments you get in there. - No hunting down the pedos: We don't need another Pedogeddon thread just report it to the FBI and move on quietly. - While we're at it no posting amateur porn from /r/Gonewild or anywhere like it. Don't care how ugly/not ugly you think the person is or if it's a crazy person you once slept with - No reporting posts in the thread unless they break actual forum or stated thread rules. Arguments in the reddit thread have to be solved in the thread by the thread or it'll get gassed, nobody's got time to fully moderate this poo poo. - Source your quotes or ______ (whatever you want to do to offenders) Addendum: This is a rule primarily for context purposes. It sucks when you have some random out of context quote that looks bad but has far more of an impact if you read the thread that generated it - Discussion of previous posts is fine, but if the thread derails and no new content gets offered _______ happens (Gas thread, bannings, whatever you want to do) - Not sure how the no ponies rule applies to this thread so delve into the MLP reddits at your own risk Label things that are  and  and link anything you think might get someone fired. Do your best to let people know what they're clicking P.S. If you're really lazy and want people to dig up content for you http://www.reddit.com/r/shitredditsays is one place to start. Also... http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction http://www.reddit.com/r/mensrights http://www.reddit.com/r/foreveralone http://www.reddit.com/r/childfree http://www.reddit.com/r/politics http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming Anywhere really but most of my favorites have come from these. TheSpiritFox has a new favorite as of 20:53 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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Subreddit feature! Let's explore /r/Childfree! First we have just a random rant http://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/2tprv2/grrr_just_have_to_rant_sorry/  I love ChildFree. You don't want to have kids, don't. But while they bitch and moan constantly about people questioning their decision to not have kids they don't seem to have any problem questioning the sanity of anyone who gets pregnant.  I mean, really, completely irrational here. Then we get to the stickied thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/2tdgfd/freedom_friday_12315/ Freedom Friday posted:Hello r/childfree, and happy Friday!  I don't know who's happier, the people who get to play D&D because they aren't breeding or the people who are happy that people playing D&D don't breed.  This sounds more like someone who's going to be eating shrooms at a high school dance than adult activities. I mean, "Space Adventure Center" having a "SUPER DOPE" time doing some kind of... well... super dope. And ironically enough my kid just poo poo herself mightily so I'll have to continue this later. One for the road http://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/2tn82m/i_wish_i_had_a_childfree_family/  Childfree... family. Child. Free. Family.  FAMILIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT! TheSpiritFox has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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Jan 26, 2015 21:34
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I saw this one a month or so ago. This is in relation to GamerGate:  The pseudopsychology and mental gymnastics necessary to brand another group of people as overly emotional when you're throwing a baby fit about video games is incredibleFrom a thread about someone posting their (amused) reaction to watching a child get beaten in a Walmart  The third reply is what gets me. "confirmation bias" indeed.
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Jan 26, 2015 23:51
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Maybe the child-free family person only wants teenagers and adults at family gatherings? I agree little kids can be annoying, but the poster shouldn't have been an rear end in a top hat about it. E: NM, found it. Also, I reed gud todae. 
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Jan 27, 2015 01:00
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 Also this one is too long and insane to screegrab: http://www.np.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1ttezi/the_fr_ive_been_promising/ massive spider has a new favorite as of 02:10 on Jan 27, 2015 |
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Jan 27, 2015 01:39
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massive spider posted:Also this one is too long and insane to screegrab:  Also, "24 is the oldest I'll date." 
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Jan 27, 2015 02:22
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massive spider posted:
 There are boatloads of hosed up in here. Most of me hopes that it's STDH.txt. The part that wasn't thinking about that started thinking about a documentary I saw on netflix about human trafficking a while back. It commented on how traffickers can like walk through a mall and spot the vulnerable teenagers they're trying to kidnap out of a crowd without ever talking to them. That they're that intuitive at spotting victims. Bolded is mine, specifying because this nutjob bolded a bunch of stuff in his own post. There will be overlap. quote:I go outside during intermission and see Sarah who is new to the group. That voice in my head tells me “Her” and I decide to listen to it. quote:About five minutes pass and someone has loaned her a pair of gloves (I later figure out it is Steve). As she’s putting them on, I say “Ooh, those look warm” and hold out my hand to her. She holds my hand in her gloved hands and I smoke with the free hand while continuing to engage everyone in conversation. Early minor kino. Dominance via expecting compliance. At this point I decide to intentionally talk to her less. At some point I pull my hand out to light my next smoke and then give my hand back to her. ]Half way thru that smoke she asks me, “Aren’t you warm yet?” I reply, “Are your hands tired?” I swear she makes a meep sound and doesn’t protest. Continued dominance frame. quote:Also during this night I did most of my judgment play. For example, for some reason we started guessing Sara’s age. I guessed 24. She asked, “Why 24?” “Because 24 is the oldest I’ll date.” quote:As I’m finishing my smoke she asks herself out loud, “Why do I do what he tells me to do?” She realizes she’s asked this out loud and looks at me. I don’t reply. quote:Do not underestimate the strength of this subtle power play. I am leading her and reinforcing the idea that she does what I tell/want her to do. quote:She asked me if I really said it. I said I did. She replied that saying such a thing was conceited, but a massive turn on because of how confident it was quote:At some point after that she talks to me and mentions that her frustration is that I talk so naturally and she can only seem to get out single syllable words. I make a mental note of that. Not long after that I take her out for a smoke. I don’t remember exactly what she said, but it was two words, with the latter being two syllables. “Well you’re up to two syllable words, that’s an improvement.” I gave her a small victory, humor, and a subtle neg all in one statement. She laughs. She looks at me for a few moments and then admits, “I’m really attracted to you.” “I figured.” quote:Text: “This better be yer number.” (half hour later) “Or else?” “Or else I’ll have an interesting conversation with a random stranger.” Again, zero fucks. Also, the idea that if it isn’t her then I get to talk to someone else… that I still see her as not much more than a random stranger. quote:Remember what I said about being a stand up guy? I am. But I’m not a rube. As long as I thought Steve had a chance I would have deferred, allowing him to have the chance while still flirting with her for fun. But if she’s not interested in him then I’m free to make a move. So I start a mental countdown of 45 seconds the instant Steve is no longer the topic of conversation. As soon as I hit zero I put my hands on her hips, pull her in, and start kissing her. She kisses me back, and the rest is here. The thing that sticks with me after reading that monstrosity is that whether this is some pathetic fat loser's juvenile sex-power fantasy or a real story about an unapologetic manipulative narcissist, either way this guy wrote a story that seems pretty spot on for an inside perspective from a genuine sexual predator. He's just not the kind that goes after kids. And if he read the above pair of sentences he'd probably be inordinately proud to be seen that way. I mean, he's learned to cope with failure and rejection, which is why we see the phrase "give zero fucks" three times in his introductory paragraph. He's targeting legal age women and he's skilled enough at manipulation to get what he wants without breaking the law, all while treating women like objects that exist for his pleasure at every waking moment of his day. And he loves himself for that. Real or fake, he loves himself for that. TheSpiritFox has a new favorite as of 05:14 on Jan 27, 2015 |
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Jan 27, 2015 05:05
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TheSpiritFox posted:
The awesome thing about narcissists is it's an extreme and deep self-hatred masquerading as intense self-love and that basically every waking moment of a narcissist's life is either shame, rage, sadness, or nothing, briefly relieved by orgasm.
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Coolie Ghost posted:The awesome thing about narcissists is it's an extreme and deep self-hatred masquerading as intense self-love and that basically every waking moment of a narcissist's life is either shame, rage, sadness, or nothing, briefly relieved by orgasm. This is what lets me be polite to my ex wife.
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Hahaha the followup post is amazing: http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1ssspd/interesting_case_of_lmr/ quote:"You're going to gently caress the feminism out of me, aren't you?" I can't help but pause to laugh at this one. The top comment says it all: quote:that girl's name? Albert Einstein
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Tytan posted:Hahaha the followup post is amazing: From the comments.  :Edit: I started going down the comments and I had to click them all because they were so below threshold, trying to see what was worth reposting. I would have had to screenshot the entire thread. Go read it. These are truly terrible people. TheSpiritFox has a new favorite as of 09:36 on Jan 27, 2015 |
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Jan 27, 2015 09:31
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massive spider posted:
Arigold. I recognise that name. That's Two Worlds.
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I kind of love the idea that there's bands of women running around clocking men with impunity. It's Reddit's version of the Knockout Game.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Wait, wait, loving wait. Page 1. drat that was fast.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Wait, wait, loving wait. It's not, ive seen two worlds on reddit but that's not his account. TheSpiritFox posted:
Redpillers are seriously the lamest shitheads on the planet, they're PUAs crossed with MRAs who talk like conspiracy theorists and appropriate the worst, whinyest aspects of tumblr SJWs. They'll vacillate in the same sentence between chest thumping macho narcissism and woe is me persecution complex. massive spider has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Jan 27, 2015 |
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http://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2tqyvb/ca_usa_exgirlfriend_unexpectedly_moved_in_and/quote:I've spend the past four months remodeling my investment property. I just finished, posted an ad, and scheduled appointments to show it to potential tenants. A family member who helped with the remodel called to ask me why the locks had been changed and my ex-girlfriend is now living there. This was the first I'd heard about it. I haven't heard from her whatsoever for months. http://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2tuvmv/just_realized_im_facing_a_felony_maryland/ quote:So, I apparently caused a disturbance in the place where I was supposed to go withdraw money. I refused to pay the cab (theft of under 100 dollars), the cab called the cops and they promptly arrived and found me walking the rest of the way home. Apparently I tried to get in the officers car, and i [failed to obey them], the officer then exited his car and gave me another warning. So, dumb drunk me apparently gets into a fighting stance (I'm not a very adept fighter), and "lunges" at the officer (assault, 2nd degree of an officer), where they promptly beat my rear end into submission and arrested me. http://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2tjsvt/working_fraud_really_scared_and_urgent_what_do_i/ quote:These past 3 days I would go to work clock in and go home and come back whenever I needed to clock out/etc. I work at Walmart. I know this was a retarded thing to do I will not go in to excuses or anything here as I know I should not have done it. I got a call not long ago to come in as they said they haven't seen me for 3 days even when looking and they thought I was clocking in then leaving. They said I could be facing time!! I don't want to be charged criminally!! They want me to come in right now and give a written statement. What do I do? I'm just a 20 year old, I have no money I have no family to help etc I really depend on you guys from advice as I have nothing.
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Luigi Thirty posted:http://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2tqyvb/ca_usa_exgirlfriend_unexpectedly_moved_in_and/ Holy hell a new subreddit I've never seen before. Such magical things you found there 
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Luigi Thirty posted:http://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2tqyvb/ca_usa_exgirlfriend_unexpectedly_moved_in_and/ I'm going to use the last one as part of my thesis presentation, thanks.
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What would the charge be for that 3rd one? Is it like fraud, or what?TheSpiritFox posted:
I love the end of this one. Character usefulness, then friendship.
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Jan 27, 2015 19:53
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Aphrodite posted:What would the charge be for that 3rd one? Is it like fraud, or what? If US legislation is any similar to ours there are at least two conditions filled: 1. Submitting false information 2. Gaining economic benefit
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The best thing to come out of r/legaladvice We can only imagine what happened to most redditors who have taken reddit's endless sex advice
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http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2tvah1/slc_creepy_daycare_saga/ reddit is doxxing a daycare owner bc the building looks creepy and some people made troll comments like "if you know whats good for you you'll stop looking into this"
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http://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2tvqem/was_involved_in_a_scam_am_i_liable/quote:I posted a resume for being a server on craigslist. Someone contacted me asking if I can help them out as a personal payroll assistant and I said sure. What they had me do was send them a copy of my drivers license so they could wire money to me through Western union. He wanted me to go pick up 1200 dollars in cash and keep 120 and send the 1080 to nigeria at a different location money gram thru walmart. I did it. They guy claimed to work for Ashlee furniture and was out of the country and he has had me do this same thing 3 mm ore times in the last 2 days. With a total for myself of 480 dollars and I've sent out a total of 6000 or so dollars to nigeria. Has anyone heard of th is being a scam. If so can you send me a link to a page someone else that has done this. I'm not sure of the legality of this. It just seems like easy money. Bonus points for selling opiates on Reddit with his real name and phone number.
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This is my favorite from r/legaladvice: http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2lntx9/i_was_raided_by_the_fbi_and_all_of_my_computers/ How to make money using Bitcoin
Don't worry because he told the FBI everything because it was harm reduction instead of an actual crime. I'm sure they'll go light on him.
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massive spider posted:Also this one is too long and insane to screegrab: He gives zero fucks.  And totally looks like this. Look at those cargo shorts and printed Ts (usually gaming/guns/snark as the print), and boots. 
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