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Blue's Clues

they are only good for eating so you'd think they'd learn. instead they just crawl around and grasp at poo poo innefectively, get scooped up and thrown in the boiler. weak.

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joke_explainer


You are right. If evolution was real they'd just have fully formed human hands.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

science will never explain why my dick has not evolved into a carnival crane game claw to grab at all those luscious lady eggs

TFW NO BAE

Bo-Pepper posted:

science will never explain why my dick has not evolved into a carnival crane game claw to grab at all those luscious lady eggs

heres an explanation: we just haven't gotten to that stage in human evolution. it will happen though, so don't give up hope

TFW NO BAE

Security Drone posted:

You are right. If evolution was real they'd just have fully formed human hands.



its happening

GEExCEE

this is the best thread title of 2015 so far in my book

pogi

TFW NO BAE posted:



its happening

:stare:

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

TFW NO BAE posted:

heres an explanation: we just haven't gotten to that stage in human evolution. it will happen though, so don't give up hope

yo guys my dick just bifurcated so here's hoping #cranegamedick2015

GEExCEE

TFW NO BAE posted:



its happening

we;re hosed

Blue's Clues

TFW NO BAE posted:



its happening

This is jawdropping. I was just loving around. It really is...happening :eyepop:

ron color
all lobster ever want to do is be born what happen snext is gods problem

Al Borland

by XyloJW
If evolution was real i'd have another pair of hands!

CHECKMATE SCIENCE

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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


TFW NO BAE posted:

heres an explanation: we just haven't gotten to that stage in human evolution. it will happen though, so don't give up hope

are you a rereg

Stormyish

evolution is proven, as alligators have now evolved razors as teeth

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

TFW NO BAE posted:



its happening

this guy posts on these very forums...

i am he

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

this guy posts on these very forums...

thats breadingbutter

i am he

i bet you sick bullies feel bad now, for running him out.

Piso Mojado

Lobsters are just artificial hosts engineered over eons by a parasite that depends on mammalian consumption for procreation. The parasite leaves tiny egg sacks in both the claw and tail and commands it's mindless slave into traps, red lobsters, etc.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Stormyish posted:

evolution is proven, as alligators have now evolved razors as teeth


why would someone replace its teeth with pointy metal to stab their hands?

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

this guy posts on these very forums...

its not polite to dox vynar.

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Grass Effect

Al Borland posted:

why would someone replace its teeth with pointy metal to stab their hands?

some japanese version of russian roulette

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Ivy posted:

some japanese version of russian roulette

why aren't they using their weiners then?

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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


Al Borland posted:

why would someone replace its teeth with pointy metal to stab their hands?

let's play a game

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
me: [playing pokemon] no no no! this is not right! god intelligently designed pichu into pikachu! loving idiots!

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