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alnilam posted:considering all we have in common, for all i know she already posts on byob what if she's a PYF regular 
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Presenting "My BYOB Girlfriend", a daring take on the GBS Wife meme
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Feb 19, 2015 14:39
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i tried to show the girl i'm seeing how to be ironic but she just kinda looked at me and said blehhhh when i finished talking
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Feb 19, 2015 14:40
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same but replace "kissing" with "eye contact" |
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Feb 19, 2015 14:42
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pig slut lisa posted:what if she's a PYF regular okay but enough about Dogs Are Bears
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Feb 19, 2015 14:45
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alnilam posted:okay but enough about Dogs Are Bears 
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My gf pronounces it fee yad and doesnt like when someone says fag or n*gger |
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Feb 19, 2015 15:44
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:My gf [...] doesnt like when someone says fag or n*gger good |
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Feb 19, 2015 18:05
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Hot tip: trying writing the words 'thank you' with your tongue on her clitoris. Do this but while yelling it. Women love nothing more than a warrior's battlecry.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:19
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when you sex her, time your thrusts to spell out "thank you" in morse code
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Feb 19, 2015 19:01
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Machai posted:when you sex her, time your thrusts to spell out "thank you" in morse code or to the beat of the Push It song by Salt and/or Pepper which I assume is playing in the background
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Feb 19, 2015 19:07
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"Heh thanks" "Stop saying thanks every time i kiss you" "Sorry" "Stop apologizing for everything argh you are literally driving me up the wall" "Sorry" |
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Feb 19, 2015 19:12
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Vynar posted:or to the beat of the Push It song by Salt and/or Pepper which I assume is playing in the background if you are going to do it to the beat of a song, use a song from Dragonforce or a similar band
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Feb 19, 2015 19:13
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I only make love to, "Try A Little Tenderness". |
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Feb 19, 2015 19:14
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personally I use the Ten Masked Men version of Sex Bomb
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Machai posted:if you are going to do it to the beat of a song, use a song from Dragonforce or a similar band Alternatively the song from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiOL45lRdRs
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