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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:In the year 2200, the population of men has decreased drastically due to women no longer needing them to reproduce plus the global feminist conspiracy to create only amazonian female designer babies. This has led to hyper aggressive women hunting virginial men and raping them for sport. Olivia Benson and Stabler and Munch are tasked with solving the crime of who raped the last male virgin in New York City. Men can't be raped because who the gently caress cares what they want anyway
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Moon Colony One police detective Shin'huang Yolonson is faced with the most vicious serial killer this side of the Alpha Quadrant: someone who is killing people in their tanning beds by cranking up the UV dosage
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Gamergate is entering its 86th year and the riots are worse than ever. The Lawan Order is tasked with escorting the city's last remaining gamer girls to a police safehouse in preparation for smuggling them out of the country. Little do they know the address to the safehouse has been doxxed...
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Feb 23, 2015 04:24
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A man thinks up a good post for a thread while taking a sonic shower but forgets what it was while cyber-toweling off.
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Feb 23, 2015 06:10
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The New Kyoto squad is contacted by the grieving parents of a teenage blogborn (a human-born person who has transitioned to a text-only online presence through full bodily data conversion and download to the Meganet) pleading for justice. Their teenage blogdaughter committed suicide after being cyberbullied to the breaking point by a markov chain that got caught in a malicious feedback loop and formulated a class 1 Weaponized Sentence - which is a felony under the the 2030 Cyberbullying Code. When it's discovered that the markov chain is naturally occurring and has no programmer, the question turns to whether prefectural Meganet administrators can be held liable for allowing a text-hostile environment to develop. What seems like a hopeless shot in the dark soon uncovers something much darker as the trail of possible willful malfeasance points its way up the prefectural chain of command. Soon Unit St8ler is found asking... could Mole Munson actually end up on the defendant's bench?
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Feb 23, 2015 06:48
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House and the gang are admitted a patient with symptoms reminiscent of laughing polio, even though the disease was assumed to be eradicated following the 2039 Glaxcosmithcline Wars. As a full military quarantine is drawn, it is a race against time to properly diagnose and cure the patient before the 24 hour limit elapses and the hospital is destroyed with swift howitzer fire and all the earth around it encased in a five-story salt cube to ensure the death of a virus that is supposed to be extinct.
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Feb 23, 2015 07:02
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The Worldwide Gangster Computer God in charge of enslaving humankind must punish a crimal insect who would dare show mercy to a fellow human by killing it as an act of mercy. The WGCG sentences the insect to an unending existence as a gelatinous blob, capable only of feeling pain
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Feb 23, 2015 07:41
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 The infosphere has been infected by the br0N1 virus, corrupting the nature of all data stored and transmitted on the network. Parents keep their kids from jacking in to school. People cyber-commuting to work have their credit info stolen by deviant art websites. Even worse, advertisers have their intellectual property corrupted by deformed horse images, although this does increase revenue in some sectors. The 7aw and 0rder net-jockeys track down the origin of this insidious virus, eventually finding a first-compile of the code in Q-sector. Time is running out for the entire infosphere as people's avatars and home systems are beginning to be corrupted. The net-jockeys face a difficult decision as the only way to eliminate the virus will also eradicate anime, the backbone of the infosphere. The infosphere is saved, but is sacrificing humanity's anime worth the summit of knowledge? A small girl stares at a looping hologram of a neko (which inexplicably has a mane) as it flickers and fades to nothing. During the closing credits it is revealed pop culture archivists have saved some rare hard-copy anime and the world will go on -- at least until next week.
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:0x41 6e 20 75 6e 6c 69 63 65 6e 73 65 64 20 63 6c 6f 6e 65 20 77 61 73 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 20 74 6f 20 62 65 20 68 61 72 62 6f 72 69 6e 67 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 74 73 20 6f 66 20 6d 75 72 64 65 72 2e 20 43 61 6e 20 74 68 65 20 4c 26 4f 20 74 65 61 6d 20 63 61 74 63 68 20 68 69 73 20 6f 72 69 67 69 6e 61 6c 20 74 65 6d 70 6c 61 74 65 20 28 77 68 6f 20 69 73 20 61 73 73 75 6d 65 64 20 74 6f 20 62 65 20 68 61 72 62 6f 72 69 6e 67 20 73 69 6d 69 6c 61 72 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 74 73 29 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 69 74 27 73 20 74 6f 6f 20 6c 61 74 65 3f Back in my day movies had to come pre-encoded because our flesh brains couldn't make sense of the numbers 
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In a time when trigger warnings are required by law to accompany all media (in the form of a "nutrition facts" style label), a routine suicide case turns into a homicide investigation when detectives discover that someone had slipped the rape scene from The Fountainhead between the pages of the victim's copy of Harry Potter and the Machine Crusade. The tragedy is the murderer must have been one of the victim's close friends or family, because only they could have known of the victim's fatal rape trigger. (they catch the murderer because they find the victim's epipen full of antidepressants in his car)
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Feb 23, 2015 14:06
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The murderer leaves a single cell at the scene of the crime. With it, detectives are able to reconstruct both the murderer and all the circumstances of his life up to that point, as well as predict all his future actions and circumstances. They're disappointed to learn that at no point in the murderer's projected future do they actually catch him.
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Feb 23, 2015 16:06
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Applewhite posted:The murderer leaves a single cell at the scene of the crime. With it, detectives are able to reconstruct both the murderer and all the circumstances of his life up to that point, as well as predict all his future actions and circumstances. They're disappointed to learn that at no point in the murderer's projected future do they actually catch him. so they construct a clone of him and put that in jail and call it day, that's just as good right
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Feb 23, 2015 16:12
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Acne Rain posted:so they construct a clone of him and put that in jail and call it day, that's just as good right The prisons are actually entirely populated by clones with implanted memories. In election years, the city will also have notorious criminals from history cloned just so they can be imprisoned. Their hubris catches up with them when they decide to engineer a villain from whole cloth and he is smart enough to escape.
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Feb 23, 2015 16:18
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"In the Criminal Justice System the people are represented by one important group; the Judges who investigate crime and who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
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Feb 23, 2015 18:22
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The Gorenbot has become loose, noone can stop his wild antics, these are its stories.
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Feb 23, 2015 18:26
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COLD OPEN Future Internal Affairs cop to Future Benson: "These are good cispeople, but in a bind, they'll support each other, not you." Future Benson shakes her head. "Don't they know we have an planetkin president now?"
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[FADE IN LOGO FROM BLACK] For a thousand years and more, The Worlds of Man had been dominated by the Laowon Order. The aliens thought humans made good slaves and better pets, and they were fond of creating new breeds. And the Laowon made sure that their playthings never grew too powerful. Born one day, on the edge of Human Space, Jon Iehard was ordered to hunt Eblis Bey, a sex criminal from Old Earth. And that was the beginning of the end for the Laowon. Because Iehard had been a Laowon slave. And Eblis Bey held half the key to a weapon that could destroy the Laowon tyranny and bring freedon once more to Mankind. These are their stories. [DOINK DOINK] [CUT TO A CYBER-STREET IN SPACE NEW YORK] Jon Iehard: "As a trans-sapient polysexual demi-being, I place you under trigger warning." Eblis Bey: "But Jon Iehard, even your warning has triggered me!" Jon Iehard: "nnnnnnNNNNNOOOOO!!!" [DOINK DOINK]
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Bens-On: It's a barely Sentient slime mold! It can't possibly give consent. Casey Novakuum Tube Computer:The culture test showed the slime mold is over 120 years old, that's more than old enough to give consent. Clearly when it released its spore cloud near the defendant's cloaca it would be seen as an open invitation. The jury will never convict. Bens-On: You know that culture sample isn't admissible on the basis that it can't be reasonably linked to this specific slime mold colony. We live in a monstertutional bloodarchy. These slimes have rights! Novakuum Tube computer: I'm sorry, but unless you get a confession, we have to drop the charges. President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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During a routine cull of the Outer Sector Nickel uncovers a fiendish plot to assassinate Undying Emperor of Humanity North West. Also the precinct's Goren Machine attempts to come to terms with the fact that it was assembled by a malfunctioning Printbot.
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"Ever since that paradigm shift thirty years ago..." "Don't cleave too close to memories of the past, STVBLR. Focus on the here and now." "Right now our only potential lead for the abuse of a bed-ridden silicon-based lifeform is a sentient hammerhead." "Bedrock-ridden, you mean." "Whatever, at least the eyewitness in the hospital." "Is it near the ground floor?" "No, on the eight hundredth floor, near the observation deck--" Future Benson and STVBLR exchange quick glances and take off running. INTERIOR, UNION HOSPITAL COLONY FuBen and STVBLR are met with the crunch of the hammerhead's skin against concrete as they frantically tap on it in the language of his people not to waste his life. After an emotional reveal of the lurid missing linchpin of the case against sharkself, he jumps. STVBLR punches at the ground. From his arm extends a glowing wireframe holo-fist, which in a canned animation connects with and noclips through the ground, playing a tinny sound more appropriate for impact with a locker than with concrete. A recording plays "drat!" in time with the punches as the scene fades to black and the ending intertitle appears onscreen. [THE PRECEDING STORY WAS FICTIVE. NO ACTUAL KIN OR HEADCANON WAS DEPICTED.] Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Feb 24, 2015 |
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monf posted:*DUN DUN* In the only game that matters, shoe scuffing and moving picks are considered especially henious. In the ruins of Neo New York, the bball droids who hustle these straight up suckas are members on an elite squad known as the SMH unit, these are their stories. *DUNK DUNK*
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Episode 9008: "SITE UNSEEN" "The Space Jam website has been deleted from the internet, and while researching the background of the missing webpage, the squad undercovers a conspiracy and buried secrets. Needing help, the department utilizes their hologram unit to bring back legendary members of the NYPD from the 1990s, Brisco and Logan, to help them solve the crime."
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Rodatose posted:In the only game that matters, shoe scuffing and moving picks are considered especially henious. In the ruins of Neo New York, the bball droids who hustle these straight up suckas are members on an elite squad known as the SMH unit, these are their stories. JediTalentAgent posted:Episode 9008: "SITE UNSEEN" Go on...
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A drug dealer is found stabbed to death in an alley. The ground around his corpse is littered with glowing, neon-green syringes. Whoever killed him wasn't after his stash, so why was he murdered? Turns out there was no murderer. His death was caused by an overdose of a new drug that simulates the experience of being stabbed to death.
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A space cop pulls over a rocketship for speeding. When he gets to the window, the driver is dead!
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Feb 25, 2015 21:20
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I don't watch law and order. Has there ever been an episode where they guy they've been doing justice to all episode was actually innocent and they apologize for hassling him?
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Feb 26, 2015 01:09
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Volcott posted:I don't watch law and order. Has there ever been an episode where they guy they've been doing justice to all episode was actually innocent and they apologize for hassling him? Multiple times. I think Benson from SVU got hostaged over it.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Episode 9008: "SITE UNSEEN" The Space Jam website is the only thing holding the Internet together.
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a man is found dead by a blue level atmos techslave in the wastewater below the Neo Brooklyn Magbridge. He is found with illegal psychiatric medication. soon a woman leaves a 10 minute long message on the holovid linked to banned psychoanalysis, she is later found with her wrists slit in the grimetub. a rogue psychiatrist is suspected to be on the loose Inquisitor-Detectives Lennie Hubbard and Michael Saint Cruise must stop xir from infecting the minds of red zoned citizens.
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Applewhite posted:A space cop pulls over a rocketship for speeding. When he gets to the window, the driver is dead! Law.and.Order.Outer.Space-S02E09.Ghost.ride.the.ship[JacktheRippa].x264
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Alan Smithee posted:Law.and.Order.Outer.Space-S02E09.Ghost.ride.the.ship[JacktheRippa].x264 Lol
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