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Has anybody ever asked this particular brand of game dev why don't they make movies or books instead of insisting on making games?
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Laputanmachine posted:Has anybody ever asked this particular brand of game dev why don't they make movies or books instead of insisting on making games? if ken levine's account of his own career trajectory speaks for anything: production houses and publishers have too high of standards
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Feb 21, 2015 11:48
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I just want to take a moment to pay my respects to all the goons in the games forum who did end up buying this awful game so that the rest of us can laugh at you. thank you for your sacrifice and god bless.
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Feb 21, 2015 13:24
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dont you just hate when you have to deal with the gameplay? it's like, here i am, crafting this lovely story and beautiful landscape and suddenly THE GAMEPLAY rears it's ugly head. it's some annoying poo poo, man.
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Feb 21, 2015 13:45
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I know right? I wish someone would invent some new type of medium, where we could focus solely on visuals and story. Just a sort of deal where people would look at moving pictures without these annoying button prompts popping up every five minutes.
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Feb 21, 2015 14:00
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If only they invented a Games forum where you could say stuff without being a roundabout human being. Hmm. 
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Feb 21, 2015 14:46
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It's just weird that The Order is such a turd because the other games by these people were actually pretty okay. They made the God of War PSP games, and the Wii port of Okami which had an IGN watermark on the cover.
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Feb 21, 2015 14:49
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Silver Striker posted:It's just weird that The Order is such a turd because the other games by these people were actually pretty okay. They made the God of War PSP games, and the Wii port of Okami which had an IGN watermark on the cover. It has fail aids because it tried to appeal to steampunk homos.
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Feb 21, 2015 15:00
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i really hope this game does well because the sequel, The Order: 1986 would be incredibly cool
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Feb 21, 2015 15:10
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apropos to nothing posted:I just want to take a moment to pay my respects to all the goons in the games forum who did end up buying this awful game so that the rest of us can laugh at you. thank you for your sacrifice and god bless. I'm laughing at the bad attempts at trolling that have been ongoing from there since the very first post edit: and the ones that still get trolled by years old stuff like "ps3 has no games"
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Feb 21, 2015 17:59
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:the imp zone is too full of mentally ill and evil fucktards so know this: he is right than k you
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Feb 21, 2015 18:31
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It took Stanley Kubrick like 15 years to make one 2 hour long movie. Meanwhile, The Order: 1886 only took like 3 years, is 5 hours long, and is actually about fairly badass poo poo like King Arthur fighting motherfucking werewolves in cuntchristing Stempunk London, and not Tom Crusie being all confused in New York City which is clearly not New York City. Yet all "gamers" can do is bellyache and moan.
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Feb 21, 2015 18:33
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actually I agree. at a time when gamers and gaming in general are increasingly under attack from the media, politicians, etc. its ridiculous that were going to start turning on our own content producers and each other like this
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Feb 21, 2015 18:43
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mysterious loyall X posted:It took Stanley Kubrick like 15 years to make one 2 hour long movie. Meanwhile, The Order: 1886 only took like 3 years, is 5 hours long, and is actually about fairly badass poo poo like King Arthur fighting motherfucking werewolves in cuntchristing Stempunk London, and not Tom Crusie being all confused in New York City which is clearly not New York City. Yet all "gamers" can do is bellyache and moan. "fairly" is not good enough for me, i need some real badass stuff, like the above but with 2x the lightning
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Feb 21, 2015 18:48
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qnqnx posted:I'm laughing at the bad attempts at trolling that have been ongoing from there since the very first post the op of the games thread is quite possibly the least funny person in history
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Feb 21, 2015 20:10
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:the op of the games thread is quite possibly the least funny person in history he'd fit right in with the idiots that post in the xbox one sharktank thread.
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Feb 21, 2015 21:28
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i feel a lil bad for the devs of this game cuz it took 5 loving years to make and its clear its gonna sink their studio and they all knew it. on the other hand it took them 5 years to make 5 hours of content so maybe it was for the best
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Feb 21, 2015 22:04
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:the op of the games thread is quite possibly the least funny person in history Yeah but in the bloodborne thread he trolled someone into tears over the fact that Diablo 3 had color and didn't look like rear end
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Feb 21, 2015 22:46
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AHungryRobot posted:he'd fit right in with the idiots that post in the xbox one sharktank thread. get this: he is/was one of them
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Feb 21, 2015 22:49
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babypolis posted:i feel a lil bad for the devs of this game cuz it took 5 loving years to make and its clear its gonna sink their studio and they all knew it. on the other hand it took them 5 years to make 5 hours of content so maybe it was for the best 5 hours of "content" 
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Feb 21, 2015 22:59
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Yeah but in the bloodborne thread he trolled someone into tears over the fact that Diablo 3 had color and didn't look like rear end thats cool
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Feb 21, 2015 23:20
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Yeah but in the bloodborne thread he trolled someone into tears over the fact that Diablo 3 had color and didn't look like rear end lmfao. he might not be so bad after all.
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Feb 21, 2015 23:43
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Yeah but in the bloodborne thread he trolled someone into tears over the fact that Diablo 3 had color and didn't look like rear end Trolling Games people is trivial though, like that person melting down over someone not using capital letters.
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Feb 22, 2015 01:24
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yeaaaahhh the more i read the order thread in games the more i think that it was just a 'broken clock is right twice a day' sort of thing.
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mysterious loyall X posted:It took Stanley Kubrick like 15 years to make one 2 hour long movie. Meanwhile, The Order: 1886 only took like 3 years, is 5 hours long, and is actually about fairly badass poo poo like King Arthur fighting motherfucking werewolves in cuntchristing Stempunk London, and not Tom Crusie being all confused in New York City which is clearly not New York City. Yet all "gamers" can do is bellyache and moan. Steam Titshitting punk cuntwaffles London?? Motherbitches, guess I'm buying this game.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:26
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Silver Striker posted:Steam Titshitting punk cuntwaffles London?? Motherbitches, guess I'm buying this game. Please think before you post.
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Feb 22, 2015 14:43
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Feb 22, 2015 16:30
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the Diablo 3 my little pony level destroyed gaming
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Feb 22, 2015 16:32
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Black Baby Goku posted:the Diablo 3 my little pony level destroyed gaming Happy cloud loot was fun I should reinstall that game
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Feb 22, 2015 16:53
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Chapter XVI: BROTHER, LET US EMBRACE
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Feb 22, 2015 17:41
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They should have padded it with casino and fishing mini-games. Boom: 40 hours.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:56
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Arian_Samurai posted:They should have padded it with casino and fishing mini-games. Boom: 40 hours. gently caress is this "gameplay" poo poo? that doesn't sound cinematic at all!
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Feb 22, 2015 20:43
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Schnedwob posted:5 hours of "content" Ruthless
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