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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Nah, I'm ok.

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FartGhost

ron color posted:

make it sexier....NO sexier.....god dammit I'll do it

ron color
green giant: For centuries you humans have tried to control my people, to say where we can go, to dictate---to ME---what is acceptable...Well THE ACCORD is BROKEN! I Swear on the grave of my father and His father before him that beFORE THE DAY RUNS SHORT THESE GREEN FIELDS WILL RUN RED WITH BLOOD
sprout: try the corn niblets theyre Really good

Scaly Haylie

ron color posted:

green giant: For centuries you humans have tried to control my people, to say where we can go, to dictate---to ME---what is acceptable...Well THE ACCORD is BROKEN! I Swear on the grave of my father and His father before him that beFORE THE DAY RUNS SHORT THESE GREEN FIELDS WILL RUN RED WITH BLOOD
sprout: try the corn niblets theyre Really good

ZeroCount


Bert: Oscar you're madness must end today, please stop
*enters trashcan and realises it is full of skinny cow boxes*

Oscar: welcome to the tyranny of the infinite

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Jett posted:

imagine opening a door in the Overlook Hotel and seeing that

Like that scene from the shining remake.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



can you feel it?

can you feel it breathing on the back of your neck?

Mind you, I don't use the word "horrifying" very often, but I believe it would be an appropriate way to describe the above image.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Aoba Seragaki posted:

Mind you, I don't use the word "horrifying" very often, but I believe it would be an appropriate way to describe the above image.

its udderly disgusting!

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
my medulla oblongata is deeply offended

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Grass Effect

Al Borland posted:

its udderly disgusting!

:haw:

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Al Borland posted:

its udderly disgusting!

This is a spectacular pun! Thank you for bringing humor into a dark situation. :dance:

Scaly Haylie


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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
i read the ingredients on the side of the box and it started out normal like skim milk, palm oil, dextrose, whey protein, hot cow vagina, put the cow hoof up your butt sexually, natural flavor, corn syrup, but then i blinked hard and it wasnt there but the skinny cow was looking right at me

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WetNightmare posted:

i read the ingredients on the side of the box and it started out normal like skim milk, palm oil, dextrose, whey protein, hot cow vagina, put the cow hoof up your butt sexually, natural flavor, corn syrup, but then i blinked hard and it wasnt there but the skinny cow was looking right at me

I made the mistake of taking a drink while reading this.

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WetNightmare posted:

i read the ingredients on the side of the box and it started out normal like skim milk, palm oil, dextrose, whey protein, hot cow vagina, put the cow hoof up your butt sexually, natural flavor, corn syrup, but then i blinked hard and it wasnt there but the skinny cow was looking right at me

:wth:

scared this is going to happen to me.......

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