If your fingers had to be animals, which animals would you pick?

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Captain No-mates

Some chicken fingers too

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:16

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:15

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

zimboe

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:16

Blue Wher: The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

Okay, I've had to give a bit of thought to how I want to do this, since I needed to do this right for me.

So here we go.

Left thumb: Chinchilla. For companionship and warmth.
Left index finger: Unicorn. Magical horn gives me superior defensive abilities and rainbows.
Left middle finger: Cottonmouth snake. gently caress you becomes a game of life and death.

Right thumb: A Nibblonian, to produce spaceship fuel should the need arise.
Right index finger: A sea cucumber, for phallic imagery and poop jokes.
Right middle finger: A rhinoceros, robe and wizard hat optional.

Left and right ring fingers: The "mice" from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, for intelligence.
Left and right pinky fingers: Dragons, for flight and increased offensive capabilities

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:37

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