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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
bill gates is pretty cool

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
Steve jobs didn't vaccinate his kids

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
would you say he was anti-VAX?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

PuTTY riot posted:

Steve jobs didn't vaccinate his kids

really?


Sniep posted:

would you say he was anti-VAX?

lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
tbf seve jobs didn't vaccinate his kids because he was a dead beat dad who refused to acknowledge they were his kids for decades

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Shaggar posted:

tbf seve jobs didn't vaccinate his kids because he was a dead beat dad who refused to acknowledge they were his kids for decades

pretended he was infertile even

Steve Ballmer
Aug 25, 2013

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

black man 3 posted:

This isn't a funny gimmick

Not what I meant.

On the one hand, he donates a lot of money to help prevent the spread of malaria, etc.

On the other hand, he also donates to libertarian and right wing organizations like Teach America.

And, of course, he got all that money by being a ruthless businessman who lied, cheated, broke the law, and ruined many people's lives.

Captain Pike
Jul 29, 2003

Steve Ballmer posted:

cheated, broke the law, and ruined many people's lives.

huh?

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Nov 2, 2013

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Steve Ballmer
Aug 25, 2013

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

What was unclear? Or are you not old enough to remember when Bill Gates was CEO of Microsoft?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
bill made superior products that his competitors couldn't compete with which ruined their lives. instead of trying to make better products they decided to try to sue bill and eventually the feds penalized bill for making products that were so good the competition couldn't do anything about it

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the federal government litterrally ordered Microsoft to make worse products so competitors could be on equal ground. hosed up but true

yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010

if billy g made microsoft windows then who made michaelsoft binbows?

pram
Jun 10, 2001

yellow borders posted:

if billy g made microsoft windows then who made michaelsoft binbows?

Cat av and fail joke . Yospos as gently caress

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
ill give him one thing, this computer is significantly faster on windows than osx but since osx (yosemite) is the worlds most advanced operating system, it would be expected.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
billy g is not my lover~

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

yellow borders posted:

if billy g made microsoft windows then who made michaelsoft binbows?

bill grates, idiot.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Maximum Leader posted:

ill give him one thing, this computer is significantly faster on windows than osx but since osx (yosemite) is the worlds most advanced operating system, it would be expected.

Hmm it seems your perception is heavily flawed

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Maximum Leader posted:

ill give him one thing, this computer is significantly faster on windows than osx but since osx (yosemite) is the worlds most advanced operating system, it would be expected.

have you tried a 27" retina imac with fusion drive?

i recommend that, having bought one i can attest to it being a very fast computer.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Shaggar posted:

the federal government litterrally ordered Microsoft to make worse products so competitors could be on equal ground. hosed up but true

pram
Jun 10, 2001
In retaliation Microsoft made internet explorer 6, a literal crime against humanity

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

pram posted:

In retaliation Microsoft made internet explorer 6, a literal crime against humanity

and an entire generation of beta IT nerds got back at humanity in a single, unified prank in unison by developing webapps specifically to IE6

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

bill gates did not invent microsoft windows

at best he "innovated" it by "stealing" it directly from steve jobs' hands and copying it almost pixel for pixel

besides

windows 7 was my idea

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pram posted:

In retaliation Microsoft made internet explorer 6, a literal crime against humanity

see u at the hague

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


bill gave us wandows xp tablets the bsod and dll hell lol

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


now rejoice an army of steves servants crushes microsoft at every turn

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

bill gave us the micosoft zune (ipod killer) and bing search which runs on microsoft windows

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
not to mention windows phone 8 8.1 10

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Shaggar posted:

the federal government litterrally ordered Microsoft to make worse products so competitors could be on equal ground. hosed up but true

as if they weren't bad enough already :magical:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
bill gates is a great man and must be stopped at all costs

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

theadder posted:

now rejoice an army of steves servants crushes microsoft at every turn

Army of Servants Under Steve (ASUS)

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