pig slut lisa posted:

GEExCEE posted:

"A curd atop a bakèd chip,
Which hath in ovens timely dwell'd,
All melty with a tasty dip,
To be Destroyed, if all goes well"

- Greg, A Midsummer Night's Dream

FluffieDuckie posted:

this is my morning:

the dog got me up at 4am and he swore he had to go outside but he didn't. i went back to sleep

thunk woke me up at 5 banging on the window but i somehow got back to sleep.

i got up at 5:45 to take my kid to school.

we're out of tea so no caffeine for me this morning

i sit down and open the forums. and my friend GEExCEE has posted a thread called "big dick daddy dongle's dongarium +"big rear end" +"big ol' rear end"" and the entire content of the first post is a giant latex rear end

Piso Mojado posted:

hahaha

alnilam posted:

oh no look out goat

joke_explainer posted:

And GEExCEE knew the true price of extinction: That once something was truly destroyed, it could never be found again. Only now did he have the perspective, yet even he was powerless to even control the war mind he had unleashed. The Destroyer shimmered overhead, massive, a stormcloud of atomically sharp obsidian knives swarming around a dark, urchin-like center. It had been given only one task, and now complete, not even the greatest minds on Earth knew what it would do.

GEExCEE posted:

Yeah well i guess im gomma go there instead of my home of BYOB 8.2 which despite its admitted lust for hot male rear end apparently now can't take it when it turns out one of its $enior r€gs has a massivs Personal Stake (ladies) in Big Gigantic rear end, LTD

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

what i'm gonna challenge the man to wack-a-mole? humilite his sorry rear end when i reveal myself to be the former wack-a-mole champ from the North American circuit? no thanks lol, not a fair challenge, and besides i put all that glitz behind me long ago...

Bread Set Jettison posted:

hello forum sub title

alnilam posted:

These Nuts

Qwerinty posted:

when the world was young, it was god's lava lamp. they forgot about it and left it unplugged for millennia, just like everyone else, and here we are

Salmiakki posted:

jesus died for our sins inside a hole dug up by screaming white men

drilldo squirt posted:

Do they not see, has obumer really blinded everyone to the truth? The constitution demands I dig a hole in this nature refuge with a stolen tractor and yell gibberish at the video camera. This is the America I'm fighting for, the America my children deserve.