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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it was a 14.4k modem and it was a BBS called the pony stall and you had to lie about your age and you could stay on for like an hour and id go to mates house and full like 2 720kb floppies [amigas biggest fail was not having 1.44kb flopies] and then go home and put them on my 120mb HD and it would take roughly a minute for my 12mhz Amiga to decode a JPEG but my friends would come over and we would browse them together like any real males do

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is it fair to say I jerked off to this poo poo? yes

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

just remember the rule of straight guys watching porn

1 guy: ok
2 guys: uh oh
3+:guys: ok

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I used to make collages of Pamela Anderson which was a mission coz I only had 2mb memory and couldn't use virtual memory so I couldn't fit many images in memory and putting them all into 256 colours? heh

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingexecutive posted:

just remember the rule of straight guys watching porn

1 guy: ok
2 guys: uh oh
3+:guys: ok

so far there have only been two unique posters in this thread :q:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

im not straight so go for it big boy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
are 14 year olds watching evil angel vids like anal buffet nowadays? it makes me wonder how fuxked up their idea of sexy is going to be when they go o have sexy with a real women and she doesn't gape her anus a minute after kissig her

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingexecutive posted:

im not straight so go for it big boy

I've never done anything gay but I'm intrigued I mean im not afraid I'll find out I'm gay an sex is sex right? would I suck a dick if me and another dude was double teaming my wife? Idk

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

oh i forgot u were trying to hook that up before

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no I've only asked another girl not another dude the thing about stereotype joinin us was more yosplay

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think that girl is going to go for it though. she said she can't reconcile the idea of being a third wheel. heh. she's a Christian of course the christ guilt doesn't help

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what hasnt christ ruined

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

not my first hookup, that's for sure

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
my friend told me to go to whitehouse.com so as to learn about the government etc.

the computerlab teacher didn't see but i still didn't feel safe jerkin it

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
im a digital native so for me someone just told me a site URL and then i visited it

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't jack off anymore. It's a waste of time.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
r/nofap huh

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
i tried it. nofap

i would situationally recommend it to people

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




noted.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




finding my dads floppy disk collection in th study :q:

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

mine was a shock website that filled your screen with anal prolapse and played the "hey everybody" wav file

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I too remember rotten.com

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I would splice together the ten seconds clips from the hun dot com

that's the story of how i got a jump cut fetish thanks for reading

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

St Evan Echoes posted:

I would splice together the ten seconds clips from the hun dot com

that's the story of how i got a jump cut fetish thanks for reading

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
my first porn experience also involved a pony OP

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
first instance i can remember is having a friend over and trying to load playboy.com over a connection that was paid to be 28.8k but turned out later to be 9600, by which i mean AOL, waiting patiently for the pixelated titties loaded over the course of literally several minutes

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