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Piso Mojado

but he is being kind of a dick about it.

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Piso Mojado

I told him I was going to post this in byob, but I don't think he knows what that is. he won't answer me!

Piso Mojado

I mean we're both pooping, who gives a gently caress dude. just trying to make convo and be polite

Mom with a blog

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
ask if he needs an extra hand wiping

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ask to compare poops

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Mom with a blog

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Yobgoblin posted:

ask to compare poops

whoever has more fiber wins

joke_explainer


does the stall open outward? attach a two by four to and drill it into place to make sure he can't leave until he stops being so rude. people these days

Mom with a blog

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

joke_explainer posted:

does the stall open outward? attach a two by four to and drill it into place to make sure he can't leave until he stops being so rude. people these days

then, if he's in one of those stalls with a sizable gap between the door and frame, just make unrelenting eye contact with him until you scare the rest of his impacted feces out

alnilam

4 hours since 2x4" and the guy still won't talk. He hasn't even asked to be let out yet. Rude.

Koishi Komeiji



Challenge him to a race.

joke_explainer


what a psycho. just put an 'out of order' sign on the stall so nobody asks any questions. if he starts to crawl out (super rude for somebody to crawl away from talking to you), step on his hands until he talks to you.

Piso Mojado

I beat him out of the stall so I'm just standing in front of his now. trying to be nice, asking about where he is from, his family, weekend plans, you know..conversation. he's just sitting in there...probably not even pooping!

Devil Bird Thing

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
I remember something about tapping your shoe against your stallmate's show being a code that saysays, "I'd like to be your friend!" Try this and see if it gets him to loosen up a bit.

SurfinArbiter

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Maybe he thinks you're talking on the phone to someone else

Piso Mojado

SurfinArbiter posted:

Maybe he thinks you're talking on the phone to someone else

no, I thought about that so I've been holding my phone under the stall door as I talk to him.

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lumpycnt

serenade him cool posts from the gold mine thread and he will offer to wipe you with moistened baby wipes in admiration

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