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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
it is stupid to like to eat something so small when you are so big. haha that would be like if we liked to eat peas.

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yoober

peas are kinda good though

City of Glompton

they afraid of mice, too lmao

lumpycnt

in india they put a cannon on the back of their elephant and fired the cannon

the rest is history

tradjik

if sand tasted like peanuts i wouldnt eat sand


ty heather papps u da bes

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tradjik posted:

if sand tasted like peanuts i wouldnt eat sand

you eat sand?

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tradjik

Yobgoblin posted:

you eat sand?

only ironically


ty heather papps u da bes

Scaly Haylie

tradjik posted:

if sand tasted like peanuts i wouldnt eat sand

why not?!

smoobles


i can't sand the taste

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GoodbyeTurtles

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smoobles posted:

i can't sand the taste

ohhh noooooo

tradjik

smoobled again


ty heather papps u da bes

monkay

The official sad poster
Hurricane Sandy > this thread

alnilam

Peanut butter is just ground up peanuts, it's basically like tiny sand peanuts, and i eat the heck out of it

social vegan



my peanut is a totally respectable size and girth for my age i'll have u know i'm still growing op

dogcrash truther
lmao dumbass elephants

dogcrash truther
If I were an elephant, I would want stocks and bonds

monkay

The official sad poster
never tell an elephant your social security number, they never forget.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
elephants look awesome in a tailored suit, very respectable. i would do business with an elephant like that!

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
aardvarks on the other hand... just eating ants is very foolish

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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dogcrash truther

CAT BRUSH posted:

aardvarks on the other hand... just eating ants is very foolish

its extremely foolish yeah

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
ants aren't a renewable resource

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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dogcrash truther
"once you ant, you just can't"

the unabonger

monkay posted:

never tell an elephant your social security number, they never forget.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

yoober posted:

peas are kinda good though

I also like beans, broccoli, baby carrots, and other tiny things like corn.

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the unabonger
imagine the opposite, like if an elephant ate big trees or large skyscrapers.

literally this big



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dogcrash truther posted:

If I were an elephant, I would want stocks and bonds

treasure bear

elephant are big and can eat whatever it want imo

treasure bear

elephant could eat the biggest nut of all I think

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
sometimes you eat the nut...

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Piso Mojado

do you think there were ever things that ate elephants?

peanut


deez nuts :peanut:

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


google THIS

an adult elephant eats at least 149 kg/330 pounds a day

an average peanut weighs about a gram

assuming that you can shell one peanut per second (which would be pretty impressive) it would take you over 40 hours to shell enough peanuts for an elephant to eat for a day

dogcrash truther
Hold up though...What if the elephant doesn't really want a peanut?

dogcrash truther
[Chanting] The elephant wants a steak! The elephant wants a steak!

alnilam

google THIS posted:

an adult elephant eats at least 149 kg/330 pounds a day

an average peanut weighs about a gram

assuming that you can shell one peanut per second (which would be pretty impressive) it would take you over 40 hours to shell enough peanuts for an elephant to eat for a day

what do you think veruca's dad's factory is doing when they're not shelling wonka bars



ty manifisto

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

i flunked out posted:

imagine the opposite, like if an elephant ate big trees or large skyscrapers.

thats what elephant should eat...if they were smart./

dogcrash truther posted:

[Chanting] The elephant wants a steak! The elephant wants a steak!

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