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I had to use the restroom to do number 2 and it was pretty bad, I'll admit. Some guy knocked relatively hard on the door and I was worried because it smelled very bad but I couldn't avoid his judgement because he was right outside the door. So I walked out like a man and let that dude walk into the stench without a word. But now I'm worried that he might be a regular and tell the hot bartender named Brandon with cuffed jean shorts and a Lorde T-shirt that I'm a stank rear end. I don't know what to do except sit here and drink Yuengling and look at BYOB.
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I went to a bar with some of my girlfriend's friends and one of them said they didn't like Rammstein. I said I saw them once live and thought they were pretty good. She looked at me and said, "Wow, great story" and rolled her eyes. It made me sad. 
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as someone who regularly dishes with bartenders about other patrons' shits, you should worry
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I went to a bar with some of my girlfriend's friends and one of them said they didn't like Rammstein. I said I saw them once live and thought they were pretty good. She looked at me and said, "Wow, great story" and rolled her eyes. It made me sad.
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I tried to meet up with a group last night for a bar crawl but I couldn't find them at the meeting place so I went home and slept instead.
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OP, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you were in a gay bar. They might have even higher standards of cleanliness there.
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when im drunk in a bar i piss on the floor because i dont wanna sprinkle the seat if someone really needs to drop a deuce. its just being courteous
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