woke up with a pretty cool idea this morning

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smoobles

put an apple watch on your dick while playing porn on it

(i'm not buying an apple watch, but if any of you are please feel free to try this technique, a lifehack if you will)

# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:48

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:34

alnilam

You can avoid the "apple ecosystem" and make this platform-independent by just using a small projector and projecting it onto your dick

# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:51

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i masturbate under a blanket to cover my shame

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:53

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

alnilam posted:

You can avoid the "apple ecosystem" and make this platform-independent by just using a small projector and projecting it onto your dick

my dick is too small for this to work

# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:54

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

literally this big posted:

my dick is too small for this to work

usern--hehe. userna--hahaha. *stifling laughter and deadpanning* Username/post combo.

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:58

smoobles

projectors don't work that way, you'd have to be far away and then the image would be too big, but that does give me an even better idea

project a naked lady ONTO yourself, then look down and enjoy

your're welcome

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:58

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

POWERBALL posted:

usern--hehe. userna--hahaha. *stifling laughter and deadpanning* Username/post combo.

oh, i see that you said small rather than big. never mind.

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:58

smoobles

lol if you aren't using technology in innovative ways to masturbate, welcome to being a human, idiot

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:58

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

My cool idea is putting an apple watch around your grave op

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:02

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

dopepope posted:

My cool idea is putting an apple watch around your grave op

Was this post funny? I usually can't tell

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:02

bog pixie

put an apple watch on an apple where it belongs you freaks

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:03

bog pixie

it says it right in the drat name of the item...what more do you want??? why does everythign have to go on your dick

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:04

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

smoobles posted:

lol if you aren't using technology in innovative ways to masturbate, welcome to being a human, idiot

how can technology help cover up the fact that i am disgusting in the eyes of my Lord?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:06

bog pixie

smoobles (shortly after rolling into byob): Hey everyone I have an incredible plan!! Why not put a bird house on my dick? It'll be as though my dick had a house. Haha!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:06

bog pixie

gently caress off smoobles

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:06

Swizzbutt

bog pixie posted:

smoobles (shortly after rolling into byob): Hey everyone I have an incredible plan!! Why not put a bird house on my dick? It'll be as though my dick had a house. Haha!

lmao make the back panel see through and turn it into a diorama of something, endless possibilities dressing your penis

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I don't think I can fit any of my VHS tapes into a watch

# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:13

Chef Shimi

bog pixie posted:

it says it right in the drat name of the item...what more do you want??? why does everythign have to go on your dick

# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:09

smoobles

bog pixie posted:

why does everythign have to go on your dick

welcome to america beotch

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# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:10

Cyber Dog

smoobles posted:

projectors don't work that way, you'd have to be far away and then the image would be too big, but that does give me an even better idea

project a naked lady ONTO yourself, then look down and enjoy

your're welcome

whoa. this is very smart.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:14