oh gosh the electric bill is due i think will become a dwarf instead

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

*levels up in an online world with no bills*
problem solved :c00l:

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:00

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:50

a cloth map: No thanks. I'm a Government man.

That's very irresponsible of you.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:02

a cloth map: No thanks. I'm a Government man.

j/k ding gratz

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:02

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

my kid is hungry and so am i
*levels up in an online fantasy world where there is no kid and there is no hunger*
problem solved :cool:

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:03

Miss Psychosis

That's a lovely plan.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I've played dwarf fortress, so I know a dwarf's life is one filled with madness and death

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:04

Pizzatime

WetNightmare posted:

my kid is hungry and so am i
*levels up in an online fantasy world where there is no kid and there is no hunger*
problem solved

*feeds kid with food bought with money made by someone leveling up in an online fantasy world*
problem solved :coal:

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:30

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

my life is empty, time to post on something awful dot com!

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:33

morning wood

pay your electric bill OP

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:35

Android Blues

dwarves have darkvision and natural stonecunning (works on any house even if its not stone) so you dont have to pay for lights any more. it's a good plan

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:35

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

jk, my life isn't empty and posting is good and fun

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:37

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

i just wanted to seem cool and disillusioned

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:38

Android Blues

ham_sanitizer posted:

i just wanted to seem cool and disillusioned

if you want to be disillusioned you should play a gnome

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:43

Android Blues

several of you probably dont know it but thats a really good D&D joke - thank you in advance for your nod of recognition

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:44

a cloth map: No thanks. I'm a Government man.

Android Blues posted:

if you want to be disillusioned you should play a gnome

I like that.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:46

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

Android Blues posted:

if you want to be disillusioned you should play a gnome

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*looks frantically at the people in the market, wondering which one will drop the most loot and still allow me access to the door to escape*

# ? Apr 10, 2015 03:19

alnilam

Android Blues posted:

if you want to be disillusioned you should play a gnome

lol

# ? Apr 10, 2015 12:34

alnilam

What was that movie where the guy got trapped in a bunch of tv shows, the only thing i can remember from it was he was on a game show and the antagonist (?) tricked him into saying "eye warship satin"

# ? Apr 10, 2015 12:35

morning wood

alnilam posted:

What was that movie where the guy got trapped in a bunch of tv shows, the only thing i can remember from it was he was on a game show and the antagonist (?) tricked him into saying "eye warship satin"

stay tuned

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:36

smoobles

op is living his dream and doesn't care what your opinions and "laws" are, soooo yea. deal with it

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 17:09

Scaly Haylie

lol if you don't play monster races

# ? Apr 10, 2015 17:56

Android Blues

Lizard Wizard posted:

lol if you don't play monster races

you're a lizard wizard, you would say this

# ? Apr 11, 2015 02:30

deep dish peat moss

The repair bills are here... F this!!

# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:01

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sentenced to a lengthy prison term? simply level up in an online fantasy world until your debt to society is paid!
problem solved :cool:

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# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:07

deep dish peat moss

skinny white guy in prison: I told you already! I don't need a gang, I've got a guild and they're gonna bust me out of this dump!

# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:08

deep dish peat moss

skinny white guy in prison: We've run the prison breakout instance every week since July. They're trained extensively for this.

# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:09

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

Hick Magnet posted:

skinny white guy in prison: I told you already! I don't need a gang, I've got a guild and they're gonna bust me out of this dump!

Hick Magnet posted:

skinny white guy in prison: We've run the prison breakout instance every week since July. They're trained extensively for this.

# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:09

Scaly Haylie

Android Blues posted:

you're a lizard wizard, you would say this

uh yeah because kobolds are rad

# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:24

Scaly Haylie

idiot

# ? Apr 11, 2015 03:24

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

my dad has dwarfism

# ? Apr 11, 2015 08:12

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You should make fun of him for it.

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# ? Apr 11, 2015 15:47

I.N.R.I

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

my dad has dwarfism

U should kill him

# ? Apr 11, 2015 16:34

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Anyone remember that thread where some guy posts about loosing his kids because he didn't clean his house and was also playing games on steam?

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# ? Apr 11, 2015 16:42

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I.N.R.I posted:

U should kill him

Harsh, but fair

# ? Apr 11, 2015 17:30

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