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i'm worried i can't make it in the fast paced world of the something awful if i can't troll with the best
please provide some feedback on these trolls i'm planning:
1. When my coworker Dave comes in I'm going to accuse him of showing up late, I'm going to say "Morning Dave, even though it's almost the afternoon! Sheesh" and Dave will probably check a watch and see it isn't. I'll pull out a large clock with moveable hands I made out of construction paper and tacks from the night before and I'll ask Dave what time it is and before he can answer I'll rotate the time to 6:66PM and tell him it's the Sign of the troll. Trolled.
2. When I get a haircut next week I'm going to tell the hairdresser that I want the hair cut over one of my ears but not the other. When he says that's a bad idea and will look bad I'll gladly tell him that he has been trolled. Trolled.
3. When I was 17 i told a girl I loved her and she didn't say it back. Can I come back on this and save it as a troll?
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should I bring the troll clock to the hairdresser too?
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trolling is easiest when you put yourself into the mindset that your story is actually true
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Apr 20, 2015 18:24
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Apr 20, 2015 18:33
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i coulndt work out how to contribute, sorry op
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Apr 20, 2015 18:37
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i coulndt work out how to contribute, sorry op
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quote this post if you read this thread and deliberately don't want to acknowledge the op
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Apr 20, 2015 18:39
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3. When I was 17 i told a girl I loved her and she didn't say it back. Can I come back on this and save it as a troll?
lol.
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quote this post if you read this thread and deliberately don't want to acknowledge the op
i didnt read it either due to these factors: 1. length 2. opening sentence rubbedm e up the wrong way 3. byob humour
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Apr 20, 2015 18:42
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i'm worried i can't make it in the fast paced world of the something awful if i can't troll with the best
please provide some feedback on these trolls i'm planning:
1. When my coworker Dave comes in I'm going to accuse him of showing up late, I'm going to say "Morning Dave, even though it's almost the afternoon! Sheesh" and Dave will probably check a watch and see it isn't. I'll pull out a large clock with moveable hands I made out of construction paper and tacks from the night before and I'll ask Dave what time it is and before he can answer I'll rotate the time to 6:66PM and tell him it's the Sign of the troll. Trolled.
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that sounds rude, i accidentally dont want to acknowledge the op
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the best way to troll is to figure out what will upset someone and then do whatever that is, even if it's unrelentingly cruel
why would you want hurt others? doesnt make sense. are you some kind of sadist or something?
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what if the OP is really a master troll and is trolling all of us itt?
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