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by sebmojo
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pollute enivronemnt with ur car fumes going up an exotic birds nose. jeep gas fume up a whole flock of exotic birds nose killing them.
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Apr 21, 2015 05:46
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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dont disrespect jungles with a safari
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Apr 21, 2015 05:55
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play a boombox really loud and a bunch of animals are dead from hearing it
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Apr 21, 2015 05:56
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the slime fromdouble dare
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Apr 21, 2015 05:56
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math class for birds and animals but the tests are culturally biased
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Apr 21, 2015 05:59
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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stop pissing off rhinoceroses with cameras they are yawning so what
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Apr 21, 2015 06:01
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- Swizzbutt
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go on google and look at some pictures ffs they only ever had to do one safari to get them
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Apr 21, 2015 06:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I blew my ecig into a birds face while on safari and it melted
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Apr 21, 2015 13:44
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the never safari - keep windows rolled up at all times, or a sense that you were never born will seep into your mind and then your eyes will blow up
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Apr 21, 2015 13:55
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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The story sa far...
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Apr 21, 2015 13:59
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Q! Is this one of your sick games? An animal hunt?
But Jean-Luc, you have it all wrong. This is a human safari.
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Apr 21, 2015 14:26
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- Dr Cheeto
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Fun fact: pith helmets are fashionable accessories for any outdoor activity, not just subjugating natives and killing endangered animals for sport
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Apr 21, 2015 18:36
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*mumbles a joke about entering the safari zone*
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Apr 21, 2015 18:52
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Fun fact: pith helmets are fashionable accessories for any outdoor activity, not just subjugating natives and killing endangered animals for sport
this was NOT a fun fact
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Apr 21, 2015 18:58
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i went on a safari but the giraffes didnt show up and i called for a refund but they told me that the giraffes werent employees
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Apr 21, 2015 22:13
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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my son was very disappointed and hes developed a complex because of this
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Apr 21, 2015 22:13
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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You can do your part to protect these delicate ecosystems by doing a bicycle safari, leaving only tracks (bicycle tracks)
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Apr 21, 2015 22:38
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Fun fact: pith helmets are fashionable accessories for any outdoor activity, not just subjugating natives and killing endangered animals for sport
[turns up in foreign land, meets natives] We've been walking for ever so long, mind if I just pop my flag down here. I find myself quite parched, you wouldn't mind fetching us a few drinks would you? Gin and tonic for me. Now doesn't that flag look splendid there?
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Apr 21, 2015 23:19
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- Pizzatime
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yea go to the zoo instead
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Apr 21, 2015 23:43
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by sebmojo
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too many safaris screwed up the weather
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Apr 22, 2015 01:15
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Apr 22, 2015 02:27
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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poo poo the rhino just scaped the net!
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Apr 22, 2015 11:00
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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If you are in a safari car and the exit is just over a bridge, steer your car towards the bridge. Take it to the bridge.
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Apr 22, 2015 20:40
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- Dr Cheeto
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Always attempt to ford the rivers imo
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Apr 22, 2015 20:44
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my cousin went on safari, once. a lion stole his cell phone and sent picture messages to a whole bunch of people while on roaming coverage. now that cousin is in debtors prison and the fines just keep getting higher than ks to that fuckin lion...
serves him right. should happen to everyone who safaris imo
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Apr 22, 2015 20:54
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- Old Cod
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I JUST SAW THE WEIRDEST THING THE OTHER DAY I WAS DRIVING AROUND IN THE COU TRY SIDE WHEN I SAW A GROUP OF MEN ALL LOOKING INTO A SMALL PADDOCK, A STY IF YOU WILL. THINKING IT WAS A GAME COCK RING I IMMEDIATELY PULLED OVER AND WHAT I DISCOVERED WAS SHOCKING AND WEIRD THEY WERE ALL LOOKING AT TWO PIGS loving DONT SAFARI IN THE COUNTRYSIDE YOU PRECIOUS WEE CITY SLICKERS
Really? I use Linux too!
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Apr 22, 2015 21:42
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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What about a... Surfin' safari?
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Apr 22, 2015 22:14
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- Dr Cheeto
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What about a... Surfin' safari?
A good time to wear a pith helmet imo
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Apr 22, 2015 22:24
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- Old Cod
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Really? I use Linux too!
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Apr 23, 2015 04:58
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Never safari, it's unnatural and cruel to take cars off of roads (their natural hABitat) and throw them into the wild, they get scared and dont know ho w to deal with all the rocks
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Apr 23, 2015 05:02
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- zidane13
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by Smythe
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s'far-i
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