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Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

In theory, someone else's might have better stats and theoretically be more fun. But I know where all the stuff is on mine, and I can use it to full effect without thinking about it. Call it the home field advantage.

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Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

compare your significant other to a popular consumer electronic

mine is a go pro cause she left me for an athlete

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
mine is a keyboard at the public library because random people are tapping that all day





=(

Bohemian Cowabunga
Mar 24, 2008

i lost sudo privileges please hlp

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Bohemian Cowabunga posted:

i lost sudo privileges please hlp

talk to the original sysadmin (G*d)

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Bohemian Cowabunga posted:

i lost sudo privileges please hlp

actually you never had sudo privs the system just let you think you did

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
she fakes every screen degaussing

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
my significant other is like a computer in that they both get heated when playing video games :xd:

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
where is it legal to marry a computer?

asking for a friend...

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
my so is like an enterprise linux server because the current uptime is 1 year

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



my wife is like my macbook. she's reliable, safe, and doesn't gently caress everything up

unfortunately for her i am a pc :xd:

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
universal plug 'n' play :xd:

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
my computer is like my ex-wife because they both got a virus that they sure as poo poo didn't get from me who the gently caress did u sleep with u loving whore i can't believe this is how u let me know now i need antibiotics and my life is loving ruined

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Space-Pope posted:

my computer is like my ex-wife because they both got a virus that they sure as poo poo didn't get from me who the gently caress did u sleep with u loving whore i can't believe this is how u let me know now i need antibiotics and my life is loving ruined

wow things turned grim

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

can't live with em

can't live without em!!!

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

she is an xbox one, she has th wrong ram

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
They're both not very funny!

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
I like to have sex with my computer

pctD
Aug 25, 2009



Pillbug
Like all computer. Made in China.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
my wife is not like my computer because i spend all my time with and pay attention to my computer

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
neglectful computer

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