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ham_sanitizer

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lol at this thread

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Hey Amy - just a few randos for you while I'm trapped inside the prison that is my own mind

-We need to be a little more savvy about connecting with Millenials on issues of diversity but I'm afraid the scene with the black guy saying "drat, that boy's webs on fleek!" is a little tone-deaf

-Lots of Millenials are using social media and apps to hook up these days -- can Peter Parker dm Mary Jane on twitter? Or maybe instead of hanging upside down in the rain and kissing Spiderman just swipes right on tinder.

-Ok, just brainstorming here. We need to increase our brand awareness. What can you come up with that involves Terry Crews, yoga pants, and instagram?

Let's chat more after I get back from feeling the excruciatingly acute pain of existence. Ciao!

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Hey Amy,
Just a couple rando thoughts while I prepare to immolate myself during my custody hearing.

Even though you're a woman you must be subconsciously aware that most of the problems with our modern world are caused by female sexual liberation and hypergamy. Maybe you could work some of those themes into the storyline?

- Peter probably peaks at beta when he's really on his game, so make his relationship with MJ have a bearing on his performance as a superhero. For instance when she gives him lots of sex and is submissive then he will be at his most heroic, but when she manipulates him with her sexual market value he goes through an angsty, troubled period. The venom symbiote story arc could be set off by MJ dumping him for a bigger wallet.

- Most of the Spider-Man villains are clearly omegas acting out their rage at a society built against them, so Peter should feel sympathy toward their plight because their evil actions aren't truly their fault. Like he defeats Doc Ock and thinks to himself "If only he had gotten more play, this might never have happened."

- Instead of being a newspaper photographer Peter uses his pictures in his blog where he nitpicks criminals' posture and demeanor and explains how their involuntary celibacy led to their descent into crime

- Just spitballing here, I know it may go against the brand but you could rename him SpiderMRAn or maybe have that be his blogger name.

ham_sanitizer

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google THIS posted:

Hey Amy,
Just a couple rando thoughts while I prepare to immolate myself during my custody hearing.

Even though you're a woman you must be subconsciously aware that most of the problems with our modern world are caused by female sexual liberation and hypergamy. Maybe you could work some of those themes into the storyline?

- Peter probably peaks at beta when he's really on his game, so make his relationship with MJ have a bearing on his performance as a superhero. For instance when she gives him lots of sex and is submissive then he will be at his most heroic, but when she manipulates him with her sexual market value he goes through an angsty, troubled period. The venom symbiote story arc could be set off by MJ dumping him for a bigger wallet.

- Most of the Spider-Man villains are clearly omegas acting out their rage at a society built against them, so Peter should feel sympathy toward their plight because their evil actions aren't truly their fault. Like he defeats Doc Ock and thinks to himself "If only he had gotten more play, this might never have happened."

- Instead of being a newspaper photographer Peter uses his pictures in his blog where he nitpicks criminals' posture and demeanor and explains how their involuntary celibacy led to their descent into crime

- Just spitballing here, I know it may go against the brand but you could rename him SpiderMRAn or maybe have that be his blogger name.

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Hey Amy,
Just a couple rando thoughts while I prepare to immolate myself during my custody hearing.

Even though you're a woman you must be subconsciously aware that most of the problems with our modern world are caused by female sexual liberation and hypergamy. Maybe you could work some of those themes into the storyline?

- Peter probably peaks at beta when he's really on his game, so make his relationship with MJ have a bearing on his performance as a superhero. For instance when she gives him lots of sex and is submissive then he will be at his most heroic, but when she manipulates him with her sexual market value he goes through an angsty, troubled period. The venom symbiote story arc could be set off by MJ dumping him for a bigger wallet.

- Most of the Spider-Man villains are clearly omegas acting out their rage at a society built against them, so Peter should feel sympathy toward their plight because their evil actions aren't truly their fault. Like he defeats Doc Ock and thinks to himself "If only he had gotten more play, this might never have happened."

- Instead of being a newspaper photographer Peter uses his pictures in his blog where he nitpicks criminals' posture and demeanor and explains how their involuntary celibacy led to their descent into crime

- Just spitballing here, I know it may go against the brand but you could rename him SpiderMRAn or maybe have that be his blogger name.

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