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It is said that many years in the future, humans and machines will descend into all-out war. We cannot know if that day will come to pass, but if it does, it might look a little something like this: In the blue corner, the leading expert in thinking with portals, it's Tollymain as Khadath Ahemusei! In the red corner, the slicer, the dicer, the maker of julienne long pork, it's Poison Mushroom as Cadenza!  This battle will use Special Actions. Commentary/heckling welcome!   When the dust settles, will Cadenza have administered Khadath's final test, or will Khadath be the one who is still alive? Wol fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 26, 2015 |
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Apr 26, 2015 19:08
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Beat 1 Khadath Ahemusei 20 Life Discard 1: Evacuation | Dash Discard 2: Teleport | Grasp Finisher: Planar Crossing Cadenza 20 Life Discard 1: Grapnel | Grasp Discard 2: Battery | Strike Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3   -- No ante.        -- Khadath has Priority 1. Cadenza has Priority -1. Khadath is Active Player!  -- Khadath retreats 1 space. -- Khadath places his Gate Trap Marker in Space 4.    -- Blight Burst has Range 2~5. Cadenza is at Range 3. Khadath hits! -- Donk! Khadath deals 3 damage, but Cadenza's Soak 3 absorbs it all.   -- Clockwork Shot has Range 1~4. Khadath is at Range 3. Cadenza hits! -- CHOOOM! Khadath takes 6 damage. -- Khadath is stunned. 
Wol fucked around with this message at 21:34 on May 4, 2015 |
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Apr 26, 2015 19:17
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Wol posted:When the dust settles, will Cadenza have administered Khadath's final test, or will Khadath be the one who is still alive? hey, let's be fair, that hunk of brass and steel is not and never will be legally alive 
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Apr 28, 2015 13:04
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joking aside i'm pretty sure in fluff even the unique special super strong cadenza is basically a bipedal remotely-piloted drone 
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Apr 28, 2015 13:05
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The wheel of fate is turning...Rebel 1! Action!
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Apr 30, 2015 15:07
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Khadath, how does it begin?
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May 3, 2015 18:27
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I still love Cadenza, but I'm really starting to see what y'all mean when you say that he's a big pile of numbers that you can't really do anything against.
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May 3, 2015 22:15
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retreat 1, drop the trap in front of cadenza, shruggot at my attack being utterly soaked
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May 4, 2015 02:11
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To be fair, that was a really good move in response to my usual Cadenza Beat 1 move of "move in and punch some rear end in a top hat in the face".
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May 4, 2015 04:24
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Beat 2 Khadath Ahemusei 14 Life Discard 1: Blight | Burst Discard 2: Evacuation | Dash Finisher: Planar Crossing Cadenza 20 Life Discard 1: Clockwork | Shot Discard 2: Grapnel | Grasp Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3 -- No ante.     -- Khadath has Priority 1. Cadenza has Priority -1. Khadath is Active Player! -- Khadath advances 2 spaces. -- Teleport Drive has Range 1. Cadenza is at Range 1. Khadath hits! -- Zzworrr! Cadenza soaks 1 damage and takes 3 damage. Hydraulic Press gains +3 Power! -- Cadenza's Stun Guard 6 holds.  -- Cadenza advances 1 space. -- Hydraulic Press has Range 1~2. Khadath is at Range 1. Cadenza hits! -- Whirr-CRONK! Khadath takes 6 damage! -- Khadath is stunned.   -- Khadath places his Gate Trap underneath Cadenza. 
Wol fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 13, 2015 |
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May 4, 2015 21:44
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Khadath, are you going to invade Cadenza's personal space?
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May 5, 2015 20:38
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gently caress it, sure
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May 6, 2015 07:37
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Khadath, where wilt thee gate-trap?
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May 9, 2015 06:21
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throw it underneath cadenza
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May 9, 2015 20:20
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Beat 3 Khadath Ahemusei 8 Life Discard 1: Teleport | Drive Discard 2: Blight | Burst Finisher: Planar Crossing Cadenza 17 Life Discard 1: Hydraulic | Press Discard 2: Clockwork | Shot Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3 -- No ante.      -- Cadenza has Priority 5. Khadath has Priority 1. Cadenza is Active Player! -- Khadath retreats 1 space!  -- Battery Dash does not hit. -- Cadenza advances 2 spaces, switching sides with Khadath.  -- Khadath cannot hit Cadenza due to Dash's effect. -- Cadenza gains +4 Priority next beat. Wol fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 22, 2015 |
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May 13, 2015 03:57
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Cadenza, which way do your totally sweet jetboots carry you?
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May 15, 2015 15:17
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Let's advance 2.
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May 18, 2015 22:47
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Beat 4 Khadath Ahemusei 8 Life Discard 1: Evacuation | Snare Discard 2: Teleport | Drive Finisher: Planar Crossing Cadenza 17 Life Discard 1: Battery | Dash Discard 2: Hydraulic | Press Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3 Priority +4 -- No ante.      PULSE! 
Wol fucked around with this message at 01:39 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 00:38
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Khadath, time to feng shui this battlefield!
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May 21, 2015 00:50
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khadath in the center, cadenza in the corner on top of the gate trap
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May 21, 2015 00:55
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Beat 4' Khadath Ahemusei 8 Life Discard 1: Evacuation | Snare Discard 2: Teleport | Drive Cadenza 17 Life Discard 1: Mechanical | Burst Discard 2: Battery | Dash Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3 -- No ante.   -- Khadath has Priority 5. Cadenza has Priority 2. Khadath is Active Player! -- Khadath places his Gate Trap in Space 5.  -- Blight Grasp has Range 1~3. Cadenza is at Range 3. Khadath hits! -- Khadath pulls Cadenza 1 space. -- Zwoop! Cadenza takes 2 damage! -- Cadenza is stunned.  -- Cadenza is stunned. Wol fucked around with this message at 03:11 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 01:02
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Khadath, where does the trap go?
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May 21, 2015 02:01
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place it in front of me, pull cadenza 1
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May 21, 2015 02:17
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Beat 5 Khadath Ahemusei 8 Life Discard 1: Blight | Grasp Discard 2: Evacuation | Snare Cadenza 15 Life Discard 1: Grapnel | Grasp Discard 2: Mechanical | Burst Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3  -- No ante.    -- Khadath has Priority 8. Cadenza has Priority 1. Khadath is Active Player! -- Lure Dash does not hit. -- Khadath retreats 1 space.  -- Cadenza advances 1 space. -- Hydraulic Strike has Range 1. Khadath is at Range 2. Cadenza misses. 
Wol fucked around with this message at 02:32 on May 22, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 03:11
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Khadath, among which stars shall you dance?
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May 22, 2015 02:20
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retreat 1 please
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May 22, 2015 02:26
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Beat 6 Khadath Ahemusei 8 Life Discard 1: Lure | Dash Discard 2: Blight | Grasp Cadenza 15 Life Discard 1: Hydraulic | Strike Discard 2: Grapnel | Grasp Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3  -- No ante.  -- Cadenza is on Khadath's Gate Trap, so Khadath gets +2 Power and +2 Priority! -- Khadath has Priority 6. Cadenza has Priority -4. -- Khadath advances 2 spaces. -- Hunter's Drive has Range 1. Cadenza is at Range 1. Khadath hits! -- SHANK! Cadenza takes 5 damage! -- Cadenza's Stun Guard 6 holds.  -- Battery Press has Range 1~2. Khadath is at Range 1. Cadenza hits! -- SKRONNK! Khadath takes 7 damage! -- Khadath is stunned.  -- Cadenza gains +4 Priority next beat. Wol fucked around with this message at 03:16 on May 22, 2015 |
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May 22, 2015 02:36
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Khadath, how far do you advance?
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May 22, 2015 03:00
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advance 2
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May 22, 2015 03:01
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Beat 7 Khadath Ahemusei 1 Life Discard 1: Hunter's | Drive Discard 2: Lure | Dash Cadenza 10 Life Discard 1: Battery | Press Discard 2: Hydraulic | Strike Finisher: Feedback Field Iron Body: 3 +4 Priority   CANCEL! Khadath Ahemusei 1 Life Discard 1: Hunter's | Teleport | Drive | Strike Discard 2: Lure | Dash Cadenza 10 Life Discard 1: Battery | Press Discard 2: Hydraulic | Strike Iron Body: 3 +4 Priority -- Khadath has Priority 1. Cadenza has Priority 0. Khadath is Active Player! -- Khadath retreats 2 spaces. -- Khadath places his Gate Trap Marker in Space 4.  -- Blight Burst has Range 2~5. Cadenza is at Range 3. Khadath hits! -- Boink! Khadath deals 3 damage, but Cadenza's Soak 3 absorbs it all.  -- Clockwork Shot has Range 1~4. Khadath is at Range 3. Cadenza hits! -- KRAKA-THOOOOOOM! Khadath takes 6 damage and is KOed!  Khadath is KOed! Cadenza wins! Wol fucked around with this message at 05:22 on May 22, 2015 |
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May 22, 2015 03:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hHDxlm66dE
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May 22, 2015 03:31
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i'm largely finnish but idk if i like being referred to as a him
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May 22, 2015 03:35
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Khadath is KOed! Cadenza wins!
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May 22, 2015 05:24
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basically i should have treated this fight like i was marmalee from the start, but i didn't
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May 22, 2015 15:28
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