actually, cannibalism is very efficient; pragmatic

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# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:29

Bwee

it sometimes hurts if you mess up the dive though

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:13

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medieval chinese soldier: reports from the front are grim, sir. corpses by the thousands litter the battlefield and our troops are starving

sun tzu: doesn't make sense....

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:31

google THIS

I dunno, when you consider the amount of energy needed to grow and support a human being it's wildly inefficient for the nutritional value, and lots of human rights organizations get all uppity if you try to raise them in pens

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:48

google THIS

I googled THIS posted:

To raise a child born in 2013 to the age of 18, it will cost a middle-income couple just over $245,000, according to newly released estimates from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

yeah that's like a grand a pound even if they're moderately obese and obviously you'd need to mark it up to turn a profit

better be the best drat thing you've ever tasted at that price

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:50

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

one cool trick to turn your life around: eat the flesh of the dead to gain their power

# ? Apr 28, 2015 05:20

Tebulot: im hip now bois

Whenever possible, one should always endeavour to eat the rude

# ? Apr 28, 2015 06:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I bet people taste great if they're slow cooked and covered i'm tangy barbecue sauce

# ? Apr 28, 2015 06:59

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

i'm tangy barbecue sauce

same

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# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:03

Tebulot: im hip now bois

If presented with an opportunity to have a meal consisting of a chef prepared human, no guilt, he was already dead (or better yet was really keen to get eaten), I would absolutely sit down and dig in.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 11:15

Swizzbutt

Tebulot posted:

If presented with an opportunity to have a meal consisting of a chef prepared human, no guilt, he was already dead (or better yet was really keen to get eaten), I would absolutely sit down and dig in.

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# ? Apr 28, 2015 14:04

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google THIS posted:

yeah that's like a grand a pound even if they're moderately obese and obviously you'd need to mark it up to turn a profit

better be the best drat thing you've ever tasted at that price

actually, cannibalism is very efficient; pragmatic

# ? May 7, 2015 05:24

BIG BIC SQUAD

Tebulot posted:

If presented with an opportunity to have a meal consisting of a chef prepared human, no guilt, he was already dead (or better yet was really keen to get eaten), I would absolutely sit down and dig in.

Yes

# ? May 7, 2015 05:30

nonazis: The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

let them eat people, said the queen, shortly before being eaten.

# ? May 7, 2015 05:35

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human infant - delicacy?

# ? May 7, 2015 05:42

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weede catte posted:

human infant - delicacy?

Would probably be tender and good, like most baby animals are

# ? May 7, 2015 05:47

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haha, gross!

# ? May 7, 2015 05:53

bacalou

but is eating people... cool?

# ? May 7, 2015 06:25

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# ? May 7, 2015 06:27

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

ah. this is a common mistake. the man here is not actually eating another person, but rather a sword.

# ? May 7, 2015 06:28

landy.

I would never let somebody eat my body posthumously or at any time

# ? May 7, 2015 06:29

bacalou

what if the people that ate you all assumed your identity like a giant cult

# ? May 7, 2015 06:30

Otto von Ruthless

landy. posted:

I would never let somebody eat my body posthumously or at any time

eh, go for it I say

the only real objection i have here is maybe my body could be used for something useful, science or some poo poo instead

# ? May 7, 2015 06:41

cuntman.net

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

medieval chinese soldier: reports from the front are grim, sir. corpses by the thousands litter the battlefield and our troops are starving

sun tzu: doesn't make sense....

# ? May 7, 2015 06:47

Amyclas

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

medieval chinese soldier: reports from the front are grim, sir. corpses by the thousands litter the battlefield and our troops are starving

sun tzu: doesn't make sense....

What if the modern poor started to devour each other?

It already happens!
The poor steal from the poor, the rich are too well protected.

# ? May 7, 2015 06:53

nonazis: The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

landy. posted:

I would let anybody eat my body posthumously or at any time

dibs

# ? May 7, 2015 15:36

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Bwee posted:

it sometimes hurts if you mess up the dive though

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# ? May 7, 2015 15:47

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:29

Miss Psychosis

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

medieval chinese soldier: reports from the front are grim, sir. corpses by the thousands litter the battlefield and our troops are starving

sun tzu: doesn't make sense....

# ? May 7, 2015 15:51

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