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Lets say a now unwelcome house guest got really drunk and passed out in my bed and poo poo himself and now the bed is stained pretty deeply and smelly. Is there any way to get this poo poo cleaned up in like 3-4 hours tops?
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Apr 29, 2015 18:44
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Go to the mattress store, buy a new one, send the drunk an invoice. Also use a mattress protector on it - prevents stains and the like, also helps prevent people from carrying bed bugs into your house.
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Apr 29, 2015 20:14
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Shooting Blanks posted:Go to the mattress store, buy a new one, send the drunk an invoice. yeah, I steam cleaned a bed once, but that was a memory foam one. Even then I eventually got rid of it. Shooting Blanks has your solution right there.
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Apr 29, 2015 22:42
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Touch the poop, OP.
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Apr 29, 2015 23:20
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Are we allowed to use fire? Otherwise, the first reply was the intelligent one.
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Apr 29, 2015 23:44
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Never change roboshit
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Apr 30, 2015 01:19
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What happens in 3 hours op? My money is on buttsex gone wrong with a girlfriend coming back this evening.
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May 3, 2015 02:10
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Try using Oxi clean on the mattress. Afterwards, use vinegar to help with the odor. I wish your poopy mattress luck, OP
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May 3, 2015 02:47
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Reibis posted:Poopy mattress luck, OP Roll on it to mark it with your scent again.
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May 3, 2015 03:45
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Your best bet is to find a commercial cleaning company that will bother to come clean your mattress. The one I work for will run you at least half the cost of the mattress and wouldn't bother with you unless you knew someone. Those machines you rent from the hardware store or if you call stanley steamer or whatever bullshit don't do anything. You need professional hot water extraction and antimicrobial treatment to get that literal poo poo out or just write it off and charge the shitter for the replacement.
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May 3, 2015 06:25
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We all know you poo poo your bed..it's ok. It's not ok, bedshitter
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May 3, 2015 16:20
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Okay so here's what you gotta do: 1.) Get a pot (2 gallons) of boiling water going 2.) Pour about 3 cups of vinegar as well as a cup of baking soda into the water 3.) 2 cups of rock salt after the vinegar simmers 4.) Just a HINT of bleach, that means a couple drops 5.) Now carry this hot water and pore it on your drunken friend 6.) While he's distracted, find his wallet. He most likely will not have cash. Take all his cards and his identification. 7.) Open up a credit line 8.) Buy new mattress
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May 4, 2015 18:50
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Hahaha it's hog killin time!! That's what Victor in Fallout New Vegas says
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May 5, 2015 03:05
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Why don't you just spray febreze on it and then flip it over?
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May 6, 2015 18:15
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