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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Joining the USMC as a felon / drug testing Qs
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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Ass posted:

If only... I am getting a semi just thinking about this thread.

I'm getting one thinking of you getting one, qt-pie :allears:

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Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
 I got kicked out of my armed forces after an unfortunate incident involving goat buggery (technically indecent dealings with a beast) and a dead hooker in my car boot (technically interfering with a corpse).

Currently on bail. If I join as a felon to do I get US citizenship at the end of my service.? TIA for your answers.

Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:23 on May 4, 2015

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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 You can start working on citizenship right out of boot. Go get em, tiger.

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Spacman posted:

I got kicked out of my armed forces after an unfortunate incident involving goat buggery

Was your armed services the ANA?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

DownByTheWooter posted:

Was your armed services the ANA?
Sounds more like ALP to me. They'd know where all them bitties at.

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