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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:50 on May 9, 2015
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i love them too.. sucking em up through a straw. i can feel them crawling around my throat and belly all night. it keeps me up but its worth it.
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May 5, 2015 23:44
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:51 on May 9, 2015
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May 5, 2015 23:45
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sometimes its embarrassing when i get out of hand and they're just spilling out of my mouth. i dont care though. i'll grow plump on the spoils of the dirt. its healthy.
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May 5, 2015 23:52
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wake up. my alarm clock is an ant farm. brush my teeth: ants. go to work-nope. just sit at home and eat ants all day. i've got a system and it works.
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May 5, 2015 23:54
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ive got a beer can hat for when i go out in public. the cans are full of ants. i got the kind with opaque straws so people dont see the ants and ask too many questions.
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May 5, 2015 23:55
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May 5, 2015 23:58
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I ride a motorcycle and bare my teeth as I ride, hoping I catch a flying ant one of these days. Someday...
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May 6, 2015 00:01
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the doctors took an x ray and asked if i swallowed a whole ant farm. nope.. just the ants. they're hardy, and resourceful.
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May 6, 2015 01:06
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May 6, 2015 01:22
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a fantasy of olives
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anteaters are really cool animals and fascinating. you can learn more about them at en.wikipedia.org
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May 6, 2015 01:22
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by XyloJW
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I was expecting to see our beloved Arthur mascot in here. Boy was I surprised elsewise.
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May 6, 2015 01:36
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One day nearer spring
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I have a small colony of ants that lives on me, offering their young to me as sacrifice and sustenance as if I were some cruel god.
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May 6, 2015 01:55
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by XyloJW
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I have a small colony of ants that lives on me, offering their young to me as sacrifice and sustenance as if I were some cruel god.
Do you accept?
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May 6, 2015 02:43
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One day nearer spring
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Of course I do
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May 6, 2015 03:22
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by Lowtax
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May 7, 2015 00:43
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sometimes its embarrassing when i get out of hand and they're just spilling out of my mouth. i dont care though. i'll grow plump on the spoils of the dirt. its healthy.
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May 7, 2015 01:25
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jesus christ those i am he posts are ridiculously good...i can't deal with it
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May 7, 2015 01:26
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May 7, 2015 12:29
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when im kissing a girl and the ants start crawling into her moujth but we just cant stop. spit and ants everywhere. its very primal, but also very erotic.
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May 9, 2015 18:38
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when they cut open my body to find out what made me so smart and handsome they're going to find a bunch of ants but the ants wont say a drat word. they would never betray me.
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May 9, 2015 18:42
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scientist: i'd like to thorax you some questions
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May 9, 2015 18:46
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no
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May 9, 2015 18:47
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at first i thought the health risks were too great. i had lots of quesitons. what if the ants take over my brain. what if they're dirty. how does physics work. ants are really strong, what if they lift my body from the inside and throw me off a building. how come a balloon in a car stays in the same position within the car. do ants understand physics better than me.
i am he fucked around with this message at 19:01 on May 9, 2015
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May 9, 2015 18:48
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when they cut open my body to find out what made me so smart and handsome they're going to find a bunch of ants but the ants wont say a drat word. they would never betray me.
can you please edit the op's posts...
okay!
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May 9, 2015 18:52
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i am he made this poo poo thread extremely good
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May 9, 2015 18:56
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May 9, 2015 19:06
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May 9, 2015 19:06
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i am he made this poo poo thread extremely good
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 9, 2015 19:12
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lol
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May 9, 2015 19:14
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I am a congenital optimist.
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me: look how far we up! you can see for miles! everyone below looks like ants!
i am he: ...ants... *licks lips*
everyone in the idf must die
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May 9, 2015 19:27
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low hanging fruit
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May 10, 2015 00:26
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when im kissing a girl and the ants start crawling into her moujth but we just cant stop. spit and ants everywhere. its very primal, but also very erotic.
lol but that's happened but with fish that I've gotten for lunch from the sea... I'm a bird. Lol.
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May 10, 2015 01:44
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the doctors took an x ray and asked if i swallowed a whole ant farm. nope.. just the ants. they're hardy, and resourceful.
This was the first post I read in this thread and it was a good starting point.
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May 10, 2015 02:13
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a bunch of farmers tilling the soil on the ant farm
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nominating Anteaters United as BYOB official rollerhockey team name
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