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by sebmojo
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why not have ghost insurance if you ever get attacked or possessed by ghosts, or if your house gets haunted
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Apr 27, 2024 04:21
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- smoobles
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i considered buying ghost insurance but the screamiums were too high
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May 6, 2015 16:33
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- tao of lmao
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how are you still in business with payouts that large? 
ghosts aren't real
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May 6, 2015 16:44
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- Scaly Haylie
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let's buy him insurance and see what happens
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May 6, 2015 16:54
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- google THIS
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does it cover acts of god? what about acts of satan?
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May 6, 2015 16:56
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- GEExCEE
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looks like someone's about to get his carport jacked uup, poltergeist style
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May 6, 2015 16:57
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- Android Blues
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ghost keeps coming into my studio and finishing all my pottery - wanted to add a roman swirl, instead guided by ghost hands held lovingly around my waist developed into a grecian funeral urn. im not scared im just tired of this two-bit casper messing with my artistic vision
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May 6, 2015 16:59
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gb insurance company accepted my claim and processed it quickly but they only have one in-network contractor for cleanup and the technicians they sent out were all women??? 1 out of 5 stars would give 0 stars if I could
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May 6, 2015 17:07
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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There is a hidden rider in all ghost insurance policies that prevent you from becoming a ghost and/or skeleton after you die. Don't be tricked.
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May 6, 2015 17:18
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Ghost insurance salesman wouldn't be very effective. He'd never get his foot in the door.
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May 6, 2015 19:55
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- Mapparu
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hey look at heavens gate. they got alien insurance and it worked out in the end.
on the down side they all killed themselves so depending how you want your life to end that may not be a good choice for you.
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May 6, 2015 20:13
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by zen death robot
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Hmm, that's quite a premium the other guys charge...I think we might be able to offer you something a bit better. *refers to actuscarial tables*
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May 6, 2015 20:33
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i considered buying ghost insurance but the screamiums were too high
Lol
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May 7, 2015 02:04
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- RaceFat
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oh. wrong thread, I guess. I was hoping to insure my ghosts against theft or damage
i was gonna post this joke too, but you did it first! you have good taste in ghost jokes 
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May 7, 2015 02:44
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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Geico offers ghost insurance now
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May 7, 2015 02:46
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- google THIS
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Geico offers ghost insurance now
and then like five minutes later progressive launched their "ecfloplasm" campaign
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May 7, 2015 02:51
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Apr 27, 2024 04:21
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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wouldn't want to have any ghostly accidents....... now would we....?
*taps ghost bat on ghost palm*
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