[Advice] updating my skincare routine

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POWERBALL: by zen death robot

AM: splash face with blood of virgins
moisturize with thc oils
sunscreen

PM: foaming cleanser
exfoliate with microbeads
Special Japanese nighttime moisturizer
seal everything in with ziploc for freshness

My skintype is scaly and green because I'm a lizard. Any tips?

# ? May 8, 2015 18:20

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:38

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Course ya do!

how much basking in the desert sun are you doing each day op

# ? May 8, 2015 18:31

bacalou

just sleep in a giant vat of jergens laced with pcp

# ? May 8, 2015 18:33

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

bacalou posted:

just sleep in a giant vat of jergens laced with pcp

# ? May 8, 2015 20:02

saboten

dry shave your legs and dont moisturise for that exotic snakeskin look

thank u bacalou

# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:16

saboten

saboten posted:

dry shave your legs and dont moisturise for that exotic snakeskin look

ive actually been rockin this for years

thank u bacalou

# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:17

Mapparu

put lard in your bathtub and roll around in it.
then go outside and sunbathe to get that amazing greasy glow. :swoon:

# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I have a latex bodysuit filled with jojoba oil that I squeeze myself into every night

# ? Aug 3, 2015 18:24

fuck. marry. t-rex

I sleep in a soaked wetsuit so I stay prune-y

# ? Aug 3, 2015 20:35

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as a skeleton i dont have any skin to moisturise

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 21:38

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

lol look at this care idiot, caring about their skin. what, too good for calluses? you skin your knee, gonna cry? huh? that's what I thought

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 22:42

Senior Management

sleep with a dog on your face every night

:jerry:

# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:50

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

exfoliate with a citrus zester and apply vodka to close your pores

# ? Aug 4, 2015 09:07

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

In a large bowl combine flour, sugar, baking powder and salt together. Cut butter into mixture until it begins to look like cornmeal.

Make a well with flour mixture and slowly add milk into the middle. Knead dough with your fingers and add milk when necessary. Roll out dough onto a lightly floured surface and roll out to desired thickness. Cut with small biscuit cutter.

Butter face and place biscuits on forehead. Sleep for 12 hours or until golden brown.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 11:38

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:38

teleolurian

Spanish Manlove posted:

In a large bowl combine flour, sugar, baking powder and salt together. Cut butter into mixture until it begins to look like cornmeal.

Make a well with flour mixture and slowly add milk into the middle. Knead dough with your fingers and add milk when necessary. Roll out dough onto a lightly floured surface and roll out to desired thickness. Cut with small biscuit cutter.

Butter face and place biscuits on forehead. Sleep for 12 hours or until golden brown.

Amazing

Also you should just molt every time you want newer sexier skin

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:01

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