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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
all throughout life you hear dont do drugs dont do drugs but guess what the truth as hell about drugs is? you can do them. in fact, anyone can.

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deep dish peat moss

drat... that's the truth as hell. Thanks for sharing

deep dish peat moss

There aren't any special skills needed for doing drugs, it's an easy hobby to get in to with no barriers to entry

google THIS

drugs: so easy even a child can do them!

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
"drugs make the bugs i eat taste awesome! thanks drugs!"


"i poo poo in a box on drugs"

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smoobles
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
if cute lil animals are doing drugs then who am i to say there wrong

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deep dish peat moss

Resume:

2003-2006
Marijuana
Responsible for smoking marijuana round the clock and on both 420s, scheduling food deliveries, and data gathering.

2006-2008
Cocaine
Responsibilities included sales (I was the product), general everyday athletics, 22-hour shifts.

2008-2011
Methamphetamines
Responsibilities included cleaning, walking there, beating people up, coordinating a team through daily activities.

2011-Present
Heroin
...


Job Skills:
100% unfaltering dedication and loyalty to the product.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


did you know that the generic name for Adderall is Amphetamine Salts? That's kind of a hardcore name for an ADHD drug

City of Glompton

Hick Magnet posted:

Resume:

2003-2006
Marijuana
Responsible for smoking marijuana round the clock and on both 420s, scheduling food deliveries, and data gathering.

2006-2008
Cocaine
Responsibilities included sales (I was the product), general everyday athletics, 22-hour shifts.

2008-2011
Methamphetamines
Responsibilities included cleaning, walking there, beating people up, coordinating a team through daily activities.

2011-Present
Heroin
...


Job Skills:
100% unfaltering dedication and loyalty to the product.

you start monday


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Hick Magnet posted:

There aren't any special skills needed for doing drugs, it's an easy hobby to get in to with no barriers to entry

I guess finding a seller is the only real barrier but once you're past that it's smooth sailing

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hick Magnet posted:

2011-Present
Heroin
...

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Hick Magnet posted:

Resume:

2003-2006
Marijuana
Responsible for smoking marijuana round the clock and on both 420s, scheduling food deliveries, and data gathering.

2006-2008
Cocaine
Responsibilities included sales (I was the product), general everyday athletics, 22-hour shifts.

2008-2011
Methamphetamines
Responsibilities included cleaning, walking there, beating people up, coordinating a team through daily activities.

2011-Present
Heroin
...


Job Skills:
100% unfaltering dedication and loyalty to the product.

im sorry but this position has been filled. there is simply no way you can do drugs :(

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beeaar
400 barrels of ether

200 pounds of reefer

and 50 immigrants with fake visas

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Ever seen that episode where Enterprise is being taken over by an addictive game that mind controls people?

That's what drugs are and like Wesley you should confront the peer pressure and just say no.

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

killmeimmafailure

by Nyc_Tattoo
success is a drug if u think about it. so is love.

I quit doing those drugs

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Scaly Haylie

even i can do drugs and i'm lizard wizard

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
weed can make you paranoid and that's the truth as hell

other times it just makes you laugh and thats fun

Scaly Haylie

yeah its based on whether it's indian weed or shiva weed

poverty goat



growers spike the weed with pcp at the source. thats why its so strong now

landy.
drugs are bad and you should be arrested if you do drugs


Scaly Haylie

landy. posted:

drugs are bad and you should be arrested if you do drugs

yeah ok hitler

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
im doing drugs right the gently caress now

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
i feel really good right now because of the drugs im doing and that my friends is the truth as hell

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

Lizard Wizard posted:

yeah its based on whether it's indian weed or shiva weed

Dank purple cushion

Savage For The Winjun


Lizard Wizard posted:

yeah ok hitler

hitler OD'd on drugs dude....

Looke

just because you could do, doesn't mean you should do, op

slowm

live slow, die whenevs

Twilight Matrix posted:

hitler OD'd on drugs dude....

love or success?

beeaar
drugs ar fun but not free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQyeiLdw8no

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

slowm posted:

love or success?
he conquered france so who knows

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

i feel really good right now because of the drugs im doing and that my friends is the truth as hell

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
You're all going to end up on your knees giving head behind a walmart dumpster to a guy named Gary because you need more drugs because that's what happens to drug addicts

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
you: oh... hey Gary.. uh... I need more drugs...
Gary: I know
you: uh... heh... ok... *kneeling down on the cold asphalt behind the walmart dumpster*
Gary: well, if you want the drugs...
you: mmmppppffhhh mmmmmpppphhhhhhgggnnn

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ulvir

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should"

- Morpheus (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)

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