Tornado vs. Hellcat

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SniperFox: Mar 19, 2015

More power than God. I'll drink to that.

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Mr-Spain: Aug 27, 2003; Bullshit... you can be mine.

Tornado was started by the Hellcat.

# ? May 13, 2015 22:42

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

# ? May 13, 2015 22:55

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

Oh great, now you made it angry.

# ? May 13, 2015 23:09

FatCow: Apr 22, 2002; I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

I prefer the comment on Imgur.

"So heavy a tornado can't even blow it away."

# ? May 14, 2015 00:06

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

It's called mechanical downforce, you scrub.

# ? May 14, 2015 03:08

goobernoodles: May 28, 2011; Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

# ? May 14, 2015 03:58

Militant Lesbian: Oct 3, 2002

That's pretty much the mental image I get when someone online says they like Mopars. Not sure whether I'd expect the can to be Busch light or Milwaukie's Best though.

# ? May 14, 2015 04:33

LloydDobler: Oct 15, 2005; You shared it with a dick.

I'd have a tough time deciding whether to fix it or leave the dings and brag everywhere I drove about tornado damage

# ? May 14, 2015 05:07

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

HotCanadianChick posted:

That's pretty much the mental image I get when someone online says they like Mopars. Not sure whether I'd expect the can to be Busch light or Milwaukie's Best though.

Looks like Coors Light to me.

(still pisswater, especially if this is in Oklahoma, land of the 2% beer)

# ? May 14, 2015 06:09

SniperFox: Mar 19, 2015

some texas redneck posted:

Looks like Coors Light to me.

(still pisswater, especially if this is in Oklahoma, land of the 2% beer)

yeah, given his stance and prowess chugging a beer, and the red lettering on the can, I'd say Coors too. I imagine a few seconds after this photo, he smashed the can on his forehead.

# ? May 14, 2015 19:02

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

To be fair the dude is having a beer after dealing with a tornado so I'll cut him some slack.

# ? May 14, 2015 20:19

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

I've heard people say you have to remove a lot of stuff to get at the spark plugs on modern cars, but this is just ridiculous. :haw:

# ? May 14, 2015 20:23

MattD1zzl3: Oct 26, 2007; Can't post for 4 years!

goobernoodles posted:

HAHA i saw this image all week and didnt notice this guy

# ? May 14, 2015 21:11

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

HotCanadianChick posted:

That's pretty much the mental image I get when someone online says they like Mopars. Not sure whether I'd expect the can to be Busch light or Milwaukie's Best though.

I prefer Heineken if you must know

# ? May 14, 2015 21:47