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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
most consecutive games without taking a pee break: 92 by allesandro milton of the minnesota twins during the '85 season. the whole stadium stood and applauded as the game ended and he rushed to the bathroom.

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ham_sanitizer

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most number of swears said at the ref in a single game: allan iverson during a game against the phoenix suns on march 29 2005. in a single profanity laced rant he used the c word 29 times, the n word 40 times and the f word 12 times.

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
longest hit: randy johnson of the airzona diamondbacks hit a ball exactly one kilometer during a game in atlanta. sadly, it was a foul ball.

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
most brain damage received during a game: nfl linebacker robert billingsley was hit so hard he lost all short term memory and existed in a continual present. fortunately this did not interfere with his ability as a player.

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longest time waiting to catch a pop fly: barry "berry" melon. july 15 1917. he waits still, hoping to caatch that ball

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I hold the record for shortest football kick

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best imitation of saying "he's heating up" like in nba jam after getting a basket

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ham_sanitizer

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social vegan posted:

best imitation of saying "he's heating up" like in nba jam after getting a basket

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