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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I put in two heaping scoops of french onion soup mix

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol i forgot this thread

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Tom Brady posted:

i just put premixed cajun spice mix in it has a lot of salt already

plus it gives it a bit of a cajun flair

a girl i dated once was a bomb cook and said that pasta was supposed to be cooked with sea salt and by god, it really does improve it

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Japanese Phone Box posted:

Goldmine it already

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Blue Raider posted:

a girl i dated once was a bomb cook and said that pasta was supposed to be cooked with sea salt and by god, it really does improve it

it's because italians cooked with seawater

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Japanese Phone Box posted:

Goldmine it already

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Japanese Phone Box posted:

Goldmine it already

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Japanese Phone Box posted:

Goldmine it already

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


nice art, OP

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
The best part about this thread is that the OP stopped posting on SA afterwards.

Hoppeduppeanut
Oct 27, 2013


Japanese Phone Box posted:

Goldmine it already

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Japanese Phone Box posted:

Goldmine it already

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
what happened here can someone give me a recap?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

well all the images have been removed because everybody was direct linking them. but basically the op spent 12 years as a professional cook and is asking the very basic question of how to cook a tomato sauce with 12 types of salt.
later we found he was a furry and enjoyed furry art and had pictures of himself at a furry convention huffing on some kind of ventilation duct. because it gets hot inside the fur suit wearing it for hours and sweating inside it. also i hear he sent his son out to steal railroad spikes from an actual railroad track, so he could forge for himself an xxl breastplate for the rennaissance festival, and the kid got busted and he was very upset about that. but that's in some kind of metallurgy thread somewhere.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
a starwar betamax, could you please goldmine this thread

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hell Yeah posted:

well all the images have been removed because everybody was direct linking them. but basically the op spent 12 years as a professional cook and is asking the very basic question of how to cook a tomato sauce with 12 types of salt.
later we found he was a furry and enjoyed furry art and had pictures of himself at a furry convention huffing on some kind of ventilation duct. because it gets hot inside the fur suit wearing it for hours and sweating inside it. also i hear he sent his son out to steal railroad spikes from an actual railroad track, so he could forge for himself an xxl breastplate for the rennaissance festival, and the kid got busted and he was very upset about that. but that's in some kind of metallurgy thread somewhere.

best thread ever

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
He burnt his cauldren of soup because he didnt know youre supposed to stir it lmao

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Hell Yeah posted:

well all the images have been removed because everybody was direct linking them. but basically the op spent 12 years as a professional cook and is asking the very basic question of how to cook a tomato sauce with 12 types of salt.
later we found he was a furry and enjoyed furry art and had pictures of himself at a furry convention huffing on some kind of ventilation duct. because it gets hot inside the fur suit wearing it for hours and sweating inside it. also i hear he sent his son out to steal railroad spikes from an actual railroad track, so he could forge for himself an xxl breastplate for the rennaissance festival, and the kid got busted and he was very upset about that. but that's in some kind of metallurgy thread somewhere.

cool.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
don't forget why he needs advice on sauce in the first place: he ran out of money to buy food with because he spent his disability check on stuff for his larping hobby, like armor that he didn't even really need for larping because his ;arp role was a cook who made large amounts of food (that he also paid for) for dozens of other people that he fed free of charge

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Necro a good thread

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
M'larder

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hell Yeah posted:

well all the images have been removed because everybody was direct linking them. but basically the op spent 12 years as a professional cook and is asking the very basic question of how to cook a tomato sauce with 12 types of salt.
later we found he was a furry and enjoyed furry art and had pictures of himself at a furry convention huffing on some kind of ventilation duct. because it gets hot inside the fur suit wearing it for hours and sweating inside it. also i hear he sent his son out to steal railroad spikes from an actual railroad track, so he could forge for himself an xxl breastplate for the rennaissance festival, and the kid got busted and he was very upset about that. but that's in some kind of metallurgy thread somewhere.

just goon things

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
this is the thread that keeps on giving

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
Please do the needful and goldmine

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
his wife got too fat to work so their income was cut in half

his wifes job was drawing furry porn for commissions.

she got too fat to draw furry porn

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
GOLDMIND..............AWAY!

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