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GATOS Y VATOS posted:I'm eating some orzo and kale salad atm (at this moment) nice brek
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Amphetamines and a diet coke Yeah boy.
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Sep 1, 2015 14:45
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the 16th and 19th chapter of crime and punishment and a gallon of grapefruit juice
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Sep 1, 2015 14:48
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Domitius (snidely, to Crassus): Did you not weep for the charcoal brisket breakfast that was once the lamprey in your fish pond? Crassus (smugly, replying to Domitius): Did you not throw away a half eaten pancake breakfast three times without ever shedding a tear? ---------------- |
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Qwerinty posted:Domitius (snidely, to Crassus): Did you not weep for the charcoal brisket breakfast that was once the lamprey in your fish pond? haha
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your own toes but only the little ones you don't really need so gently caress it
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hovering over a corn seedling for 3 months waiting for it to grow upward into your open mouth
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the plastic wrap from off a Kraft single but you throw the cheese part away because its not really cheese
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amalgamated contents of Whole Foods Bulk Granola Aisle Dustpan
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Sep 2, 2015 23:40
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breakfast pizza w hot sauce... had that for dinner one time... I'm pretty weird |
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Sep 2, 2015 23:41
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raw milk direct from the teat Tom Green style rofl TEh Z0R!!
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:raw milk direct from the teat Tom Green style rofl TEh Z0R!! YAS E:HAHA |
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one super long spaghetti noodle and on the other end of it is Russell Brand gently running his fingers thru his chest and belly hair
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a fortune cookie with nothing inside it because you have no future and will die penniless and alone shaking your fists upward at a cruel and malicious God
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Qwerinty posted:Domitius (snidely, to Crassus): Did you not weep for the charcoal brisket breakfast that was once the lamprey in your fish pond? i like asterix
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whatever that stuff is inside of a Stretch Armstrong
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A live venus fly trap that will eat all the stuff you ate yesterday and help you lose weight
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GEExCEE posted:3 grapes and a diet pepsi I'll thank you to stay off my Myfittnesspal logs Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat |
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