Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Workin 9-5
Lol if you work
Lol if you compute
Lol if you farm
gently caress off moo cow [i (you the voter) am an unemployed troll prostittue ]
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

ur mom gave me an anal performance appraisal today

are you still limping from it

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

GoldenTeeth posted:

are you still limping from it

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



GoldenTeeth posted:

are you still limping from it

:drat:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

GoldenTeeth posted:

are you still limping from it

:mediocre:

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
lotta kinkshaming itt

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
and prudes

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
i'm waiting on "corporate approval" for my salary review. no idea what that means in practical terms. like, what does the word corporate even mean???

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

it means it is never happening

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
yeah i'm beginning to think it means my director gets to wash his hands of it and deflect all my questions about it

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

is the 'post your horror stories from retail' in the grey forums?


what I'm saying is

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




stop calling me a retailer you fucks.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

what would you like to be called?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




a man. a dashing virile man :smugmrgw:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
you would only be virile if you could get the goats pregnant, op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it's not nice to call your mother a goat

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
oh i didn't realize that that was why she dumped you

my
goondolences

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

mishaq posted:

harsh criticism from the nz farmers board

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
the raise allocations for the last performance reviews were so low my boss actually went and argued with one of the higher-ups to get a whole 'nother % for the entire department. I like my boss.

the department that probably had that percentage taken away however probably doesn't.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
motorola 'had a bad 2013' and so in 2014 everybody got a blanket 0.4 multiplier on their bonus

so that dude that had a 1 milli bonus only got 400k :(

and i who was slated to get $2000 got $800

that owned lemme tell ya

big reason why i went ahead and quit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


You should show that guy who the boss is by sucking his dick

Ice_2_c_u
Sep 13, 2002

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

"...an irate customer, [moo cow] simply and forcibly closed the door on [the customer] without acknowledging [the customer]...it is recommended that he stay at his current position until he completes [some bullshit course about speaking to assholes]"

:smugmrgw:

this is good poo poo

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

motorola 'had a bad 2013' and so in 2014 everybody got a blanket 0.4 multiplier on their bonus

so that dude that had a 1 milli bonus only got 400k :(

and i who was slated to get $2000 got $800

that owned lemme tell ya

big reason why i went ahead and quit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbwOYMFtw1k

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


You better hurry up, OP. That dick isn't gonna suck itself.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




lmao

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Smythe posted:

ive never had a real job

same, I've only ever worked as a developer

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao nice av

  • Locked thread