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RIP stinkbug died doing what it loved, being a terrible no-good bug that gets in your house
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your boss needs to give you more work to do OP
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Jul 14, 2015 19:37
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Can you please put a shrine on your desk with photos, candles and flowers
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Jul 14, 2015 19:37
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That btw is how bug ACLS would go more or less.
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Jul 14, 2015 19:39
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RIP sweet Gary I'll always remember the day I named you with the first post on a thread on the something awful internet forums
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Jul 14, 2015 19:51
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Goodbye Mama Gary Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the bonsai tree And they made you change your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a stinkbug in marketing Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did
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Jul 14, 2015 20:04
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Eat the eggs, OP
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Jul 14, 2015 20:05
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Are they even fertilized (if they are just green with no babby inside then they aren't). You may have allowed her to die and ended her genetic line with your negligence.
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Jul 14, 2015 20:08
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oh man. this is sad  . i really liked that bug
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Jul 14, 2015 20:11
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Tin Tim posted:Eat the eggs, OP no don't
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Jul 14, 2015 20:11
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ive heard of eggs benedict but this is ridiculous
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Jul 14, 2015 20:14
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:ive heard of eggs benedict but this is ridiculous kill this man
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Jul 14, 2015 20:17
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give her a viking funeral in your office bathroom
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Jul 14, 2015 20:24
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Nicomo posted:your boss needs to give you more work to do OP i've got plenty why do you think the bug is dead
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midnightclimax posted:Goodbye Mama Gary this is beautiful gary you will be missed
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Jul 14, 2015 20:40
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post your burial ceremony suggestions itt right now little gary is just upside down on my desk, untouched from the photo. i could put her at the bottom of the tree, or hide the carcass somewhere in the leaves to rot i cant really bury it since all the rocks at the base are glued together, unless i bury it outside my coworker that wanted to kill it has agreed to do a eulogy
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Jul 14, 2015 20:42
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so maybe it like, wasn't eating my plant?
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Jul 14, 2015 20:43
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Cremation. Its what those eggs would have wanted
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Jul 14, 2015 20:44
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OP I'm a little disappointed that you let Gary die, but I am heartened that you are giving her a good burial
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Jul 14, 2015 20:45
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Flush her and the eggs down the toilet or throw them outside into traffic 
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Jul 14, 2015 21:26
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This is last goddamn time I get emotionally invested in an internet stinkbug
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Jul 14, 2015 21:27
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Gay Hitler posted:I've found 4 scattered eggs that have fallen in between some of the leaves. They are still bright green and look just like before, but my googling made me think that they should hatch like 4-5 days after being pooped out by mama bug A modern goon retelling of Charlotte's Web. I like it.
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Jul 14, 2015 21:51
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Clochette posted:A modern goon retelling of Charlotte's Web. I like it. *Some Pig* ... "Hey!"
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Jul 14, 2015 21:54
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give bug a viking funeral in the bathroom sink
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Jul 14, 2015 21:56
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that's a loving yucca plant you goddam imbecile
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Jul 14, 2015 22:07
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i think we decided she was probably a shield bug actually
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Jul 14, 2015 22:09
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XMNN posted:i think we decided she was probably a shield bug actually Adult shield bugs are attractive insects, easily characterised by their flatish oval or five-sided shield shape (the pentatomids). They are often called stink bugs because when threatened, some species produce a pungent liquid from special glands near their hind legs (poke one and then sniff your hand). - Royal Entomological Society Same thing essentially
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Jul 14, 2015 22:14
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stinkbug is a slur
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Jul 14, 2015 22:15
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poke one and then sniff your hand
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Jul 14, 2015 22:49
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poke one and then sniff your hand (everything about it)
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Jul 14, 2015 22:50
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You could probably preserve Gary pretty easy in just a little vial of cheap plain hand sanitizer. Then you could keep it on your desk and remember your shame every day like you loving should.
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Jul 14, 2015 22:53
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The Silver Snail posted:You could probably preserve Gary pretty easy in just a little vial of cheap plain hand sanitizer. Then you could keep it on your desk and remember your shame every day like you loving should. actual cool idea that will impress friends and co-workers
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Jul 14, 2015 23:03
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Angela Christine posted:poke one and then sniff your hand
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Jul 15, 2015 01:18
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create a funeral pyre outside (small one) and cremate her while your co-worker gives a lovely eulogy
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Jul 16, 2015 16:11
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It's relatively inexpensive to have Gary immortalized in a paperweight. And I think its the right thing to do.
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Jul 16, 2015 17:27
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Wasn't there a (or many) Gary's that were Daddy Long Legs and they died too?
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Jul 16, 2015 17:29
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Baxter posted:This is last goddamn time I get emotionally invested in an internet stinkbug I bet this isn't the first (or last) time you've typed that.  Godspeed, Gary. We'll never forget you (for at least a week).
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Jul 16, 2015 17:31
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Why do I dare to love
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Jul 16, 2015 18:21
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If you want to preserve Gary the pro way, stick a needle through the right-hand side of the scutellum. That's the triangular structure between the wings. Gary should be placed about 3/4 to the top of the pin. 
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let this thread die I can't handle reminders of my loss
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