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^^^this one really flipped my lid, please give me mor ehapry potter spoilers
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dubledore is a homosexual
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Jul 3, 2015 19:53
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love is the most powerful force in the universe
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Jul 3, 2015 19:57
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love is the most powerful force in the universe
this is a spoiler for the Christopher Nolan movie Interstellar
 
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Jul 3, 2015 20:02
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this is a spoiler for the Christopher Nolan movie Interstellar
any sufficiently long film, franchise or television series basically arrives at this
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Jul 3, 2015 20:05
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- slowfreq
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the series turns out to be a big men's rights allegory
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Jul 3, 2015 20:05
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any sufficiently long film, franchise or television series basically arrives at this
the is a spoiler for the J.J. Abrams TV Series LOST
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Jul 3, 2015 20:09
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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the magic was in harry all along. he just had to believe in himself.
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Jul 3, 2015 20:20
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- treasure bear
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they had a time machine in the third book but they never use it again
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Jul 3, 2015 20:22
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they had a time machine in the third book but they never use it again
desmond's episode where he traveled back in time to go to hogwarts was truly magical
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Jul 3, 2015 20:27
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the is a spoiler for the J.J. Abrams TV Series LOST
i thought jack just recreated the crash
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Jul 3, 2015 20:39
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dumbldore was actually a pimp
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Jul 3, 2015 21:15
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It is about magic
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Jul 3, 2015 21:19
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Herminoe kills Snape in the final book right before he's able to pluck out Harry's eyes, which are the final touch he needs for his Lily Potter Real Doll.
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Jul 4, 2015 02:29
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Snape kills voldemort.
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Jul 4, 2015 06:11
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Cloak of invisibility was the one ring and dumbydore was sauron
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Jul 4, 2015 06:23
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harry p. otter teaches the kids that you can live a normal life with a facial scar, as long as you kill someone who has an even more disfigured face. it evens out
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Jul 4, 2015 07:11
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harry potter is a kid in london with a terrible disease that only allows his heart to pump half the blood necessary to sustain him. he's very sick, and is a permanent resident in the hospital, and his mom comes in every day and tells him fantasy tales about wizardry. harry is the half blood prince
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Jul 4, 2015 07:35
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Harry is a wizard whose parents die to Voldemort but SPOILER he still has his god-father who was framed for participating in their murder, though is later acquitted if only by Harry and a few friends.
Later, god-dad DIES to some evil wizard klansmen who don't like people blood, they call wizards with people blood muddles and all muddles must perish!
Abra ka bim bam boom later, Harry finds out Voldemort lives inside him so he has to die in order to live and kill Voldemort, so he does - then he breaks a twig.
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Jul 4, 2015 07:56
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jet fuel cant melt steal beems
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Jul 4, 2015 21:39
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Every body goes on to live boring lives. Harry has an affair but didn't even really enjoy it.Hermione gains a lot of weight and has an anxiety disorder. Ron becomes an alcoholic and loses an eye in a football brawl. Their kids are all unremarkable and one of them ODs on heroin at 17.
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Jul 4, 2015 21:59
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jet fuel cant melt steal beems
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Jul 4, 2015 22:05
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Jul 4, 2015 22:06
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Every body goes on to live boring lives. Harry has an affair but didn't even really enjoy it.Hermione gains a lot of weight and has an anxiety disorder. Ron becomes an alcoholic and loses an eye in a football brawl. Their kids are all unremarkable and one of them ODs on heroin at 17.
Yeah... freaking wizard heroin haha
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Jul 4, 2015 22:13
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Jul 4, 2015 22:23
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Every body goes on to live boring lives. Harry has an affair but didn't even really enjoy it.Hermione gains a lot of weight and has an anxiety disorder. Ron becomes an alcoholic and loses an eye in a football brawl. Their kids are all unremarkable and one of them ODs on heroin at 17.
wow... its like the plot of the offspring's punk rock classic 'the kids arent alright'. funny how life imitates art huh
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jul 4, 2015 22:25
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wow... its like the plot of the offspring's punk rock classic 'the kids arent alright'. funny how life imitates art huh
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Jul 4, 2015 22:37
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wow... its like the plot of the offspring's punk rock classic 'the kids arent alright'. funny how life imitates art huh
"The cruelest dream is reality" - Ginny Weasley
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Jul 4, 2015 22:57
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Hermione, to Ron: "Why don't you get a job?"
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Jul 4, 2015 22:58
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Ron to Hermione: "I have a job, you daft bitch...it's listening to you nag all day, and it dint pay nearly enough!"
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wizard people, dear reader
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