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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.


May your brats be juicy and tender, and your beer never flat.

Unless it's a British beer, in which case choke on it!

But don't really, choking can easily cause major problems and I don't want you to hurt yourself, OK?

Tell Bill no amateur fireworks. Period.

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smoobles

i'm a loyalist but thanks

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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

smoobles posted:

i'm a loyalist but thanks

lol

Mapparu

thank you!! you have a good 4th of july too!

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
U S A! U S A ! U S A !

ulvir

happy birthday from europe to US goons

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

FreshCutFries

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

what happens on the 4th of july? whats the occasion??

dogdisaster

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GoodbyeTurtles posted:

what happens on the 4th of july? whats the occasion??

thomas jefferson wrote a gently caress you letter to king george 3

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Gonna binge watch King of the Hill I tell you what.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Apu selling fireworks to homer: what better way to celebrate the birth of your country than by blowing up a small part of it

shabbat goy



Luvcow posted:

Apu selling fireworks to homer: what better way to celebrate the birth of your country than by blowing up a small part of it

This part always got censored when they ran Simpsons reruns and for years I wondered what he said.

alnilam

i love that scene, he goes in and tries to be all casual so he orders all the items that you usually are embarrassed to order like condoms, porn, lube, and sneaks "some illegal fireworks" in the middle



ty manifisto

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQ

Hah, yeah.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

ulvir

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

holy crap :stare:

thats not Apu...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


We bought a gently caress-ton of fireworks, but we're not allowed to set them off where we live because we live on the mountain, so when I went to pick my son up form his mom's house we set them off in her driveway.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

We bought a gently caress-ton of fireworks, but we're not allowed to set them off where we live because we live on the mountain, so when I went to pick my son up form his mom's house we set them off in her driveway.

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Bwee
Sounds like something a real piece of poo poo would do... blowing up a driveway

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