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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > good epitaphs
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alnilam

Qwerinty posted:

if it's the burma shave one, way back a long time ago, like probably the 60s and 70s, a company called Burma Shave invented an ad campaign of road signs spaced a measured distance apart from each other so that you could read the message as you drove by, and the last sign would always be Burma Shave, and the signs rhymed

dates back to like the 40s

e: edited to make it a better epitaph

* # ? Jul 8, 2015 13:18
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
tombstone that blasts this on loop 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJacQgwtJEU


ask me about getting really high

* # ? Jul 8, 2015 17:12
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alnilam

Jedrick posted:

tombstone that blasts this on loop 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJacQgwtJEU



ty manifisto

* # ? Jul 8, 2015 17:14
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alnilam

 I was going to write "Confusion" but didn't



ty manifisto

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FartGhost

 died in the peak of his life
meeting him was knife

* # ? Jul 8, 2015 18:50
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

fema crisis actor posted:

there i lie

in my grave

still looking good

'cause i'm no knave

twice daily

'til they placed me

burma shave

(yes i get 7 headstones for this)
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