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Fluo
May 25, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMcdkc8ULGk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1s_U35nE6Q

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Say hello to your friendly fascist, he will promise you anything your little hearts desire but he doesn't plan on keeping them.

Fluo has issued a correction as of 12:16 on Aug 3, 2015

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
he's no screaming lord sutch (rip)

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i was in a march w/ him back in 2012 at the DNC convention in Charlotte. cool dude

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
Finally the Vermin Supreme thread. I think his policy on dental care is a little extreme, but structure is good for character. Also free ponies!!!Wooo

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
He has at least as good of a chance as Martin O'Malley.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Whiskey Sours posted:

He has at least as good of a chance as Martin O'Malley.

nah at this rate, he could do even better than O'Malley.

O'Malley is loving done.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
we need a strong president to drop the gay bomb on our enemies

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Free Candy!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g6Ba0Uc9bM

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.
Vote jskz 4 prez

dlr
Jul 9, 2015

I'm fluid.
how can anyone not vote for vermin?

like, cmon, guys

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FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

He's been bought by big candy lobbyists. This is totally out of line with his dental hygiene platform.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

everyone sells out eventually

Fluo
May 25, 2007

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

He's been bought by big candy lobbyists. This is totally out of line with his dental hygiene platform.

The tooth fairy agenda

Fluo
May 25, 2007

A new policy I didn't know about Vermin Supreme. He will support federal funding of time travel research so he can go back in time and kill baby hitler before he is born with his bare hands.

If you don't vote Vermin Supreme you are a hitler lover.

quote:

In an election climate where candidates succeed by discouraging citizens from engaging in independent cognitive activity, repeat Candidate Vermin Love Supreme, (the only bona-fide American Presidential Candidate to actually donate a living organ,) has broken away from the rat pack.

Whatever public office he's seeking, Vermin's participation in electoral forums raises the critical questions that your run-of-the-mill apparatchicks will necessarily ignore. But once raised, these issues have refused to die.

Only through Vermin Supreme's diligent campaigning over the years have certain questions and issues of policy come to the foreground, specifically...

- Dental Hygiene Law
- Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program
- Time Travel Research Funding

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
He's kind of upright about heckling.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I like his Hitler-killing policy but I'm uneasy about his pony-related policies. Ponies are dicks.

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010

Vermin Supreme posted:

In an election climate where candidates succeed by discouraging citizens from engaging in independent cognitive activity, repeat Candidate Vermin Love Supreme, (the only bona-fide American Presidential Candidate to actually donate a living organ,) has broken away from the rat pack.

Whatever public office he's seeking, Vermin's participation in electoral forums raises the critical questions that your run-of-the-mill apparatchicks will necessarily ignore. But once raised, these issues have refused to die.

Only through Vermin Supreme's diligent campaigning over the years have certain questions and issues of policy come to the foreground, specifically...

- Dental Hygiene Law
- Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program
- Time Travel Research Funding

Why isn't this man president yet?

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Personally, I think this is Vermin's cycle. He's got the campaign experience, he's got the platform to form a pretty broad coalition from existing parties, and frankly, he's got the hair.

Fluo
May 25, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_nEwAyoNgk





Fluo has issued a correction as of 12:19 on Aug 3, 2015

Fluo
May 25, 2007





Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i judge a mans electability by whether or not his nips are permenantly erect

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Neurolimal posted:

i judge a mans electability by whether or not his nips are permenantly erect

You could squeeze lemons on em

Fluo
May 25, 2007

“I met Vermin in 1992. I saw behind that showmanship, a communication strategy. To show the American people that our politics has been turned into entertainment . He just took it to the extreme” – Ralph Nader.

” I’m not sure which impresses me more , the ideas inside his head or the boot on top of it.” quipped The Daily Show’s John Stewart .

Bringing the national debate over torture into unexplored territory, Supreme this year is sarcastically calling for the use of waterboarding in the public schools.

Fluo
May 25, 2007



who the gently caress made this lmao

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Vermin Supreme is the best.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
More like Vermowns Supreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Fluo posted:



who the gently caress made this lmao
Sanders/Supreme for ultimate good, also for catchy banners.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


Fixed it.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Gotta flip Christie and Walker.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
Clintons is a corporatist warmaker, she deserves to be somewhere closer to evil.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Feral_Shofixti posted:

Gotta flip Christie and Walker.

The Walker related to abolishing the accountability board, hiding possible ethics and legal violations? Yeah, totally lawful.

Chafey
Jun 14, 2005
if anything Rand Paul is chaotic neutral, I think Joe is the true neutral

Fluo
May 25, 2007

FRINGE posted:

Clintons is a corporatist warmaker, she deserves to be somewhere closer to evil.

They all should be under evil apart from biden sanders and vermin supreme!

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
biden's a warhawk and a drug warrior in his own right, he just knows how to unwind

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Vermin Supreme For President
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...dential-debate/

I'm loving outraged they banned him from the smaller candidates presidents debates this year?!?!

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Mah candidate

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Sorry ur dead Fluo buddy. I'll vote Vermin 4 u this year.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Ork of Fiction posted:

Sorry ur dead Fluo buddy. I'll vote Vermin 4 u this year.

:911::smith::911:

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ork of Fiction posted:

Sorry ur dead Fluo buddy. I'll vote Vermin 4 u this year.

Wait, he's dead? Seriously?

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
He asphyxiated in his sleep a couple months back, I think.

28 years old? Some real bullshit, imo.

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